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Old 08-16-01   #1
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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.

9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial
one in the closet.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its
balls.

6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath
it.

4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other
Christmas trees.

2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all
day.

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and
throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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Thanks. Now I miss my Christmas tree...
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