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Old 08-12-01   #1
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vampires.

An Amercan and a brithis vampire went into a bar.
The american vampire ordered a Bloody Mary with real blood. But the British vampire only ordered a cup with hot water.

"Hot water?" Said the american. "what kind of vampire are you?"
"Its kind of early for such a strong drink, dont you think?" replied the Brithis vampire while pulling out a bloody bandage. "But indeed its teatime."



Does anyone have any other vampire jokes? Im kinda short on them. And that does not include Moskitoes.
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you mean mosquitoes

*grins* sorry hun.. couldnt resist
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moskitoes mosqua uhfeuy.. cant spell the word.

Well theyre only good at squashing anyways...

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hey

hey that was funny.
You just got to love vampires.
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Jepp kinda. But they are hard to find. The few ive met has no sence of humor at all.

Too stuck up.

And there are so few jokes about them.

so i was hoping you could contribute.
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