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Old 08-09-01   #1
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A Crucifix? Oy vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire..
God is love; Satan is 30 and up one set.
If you play Satanic music backwards, do you get hymns?
Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment.
That which does not kill me had better run away very fast.
There is sex after death; you get laid in the coffin.
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
I practice random kinkyness and senile acts of boredom.
Up a polluted tributary without a suitable means of propulsion.
I represent the Save the Hungry Vampires Foundation. Please donate, pull your hair outta the way for a sec.
Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything.
The meek shall inherit the Earth - anyone else would refuse.
"I am too dead! Leave me alone!" - Elvis, somewhere in Michigan
Enough of this shit, I'm going back through the mirror!
I am seduced by the dark chocolate side of life.
My moral standing is lying down.
I didn't invent sin. I'm just trying to perfect it!
And those men in white coats? Send more -- they were delicious!
Hi! I'm bored, heavily armed, and have a Bible.
Born again people don't seem to get as much oxygen the second time.
I have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.
Brains by Tequila, Body by the table on the floor.
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want chocolate.
Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries.
Life sucks, but death swallows.
An evil mind is a constant solace.
Death is nature's way of saying, 'You can let go of your ankles now'
Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely.
Ex-lovers make good speed bumps.
Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
Immoral Majority Charter Member
It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
Men - can't live with em, can't fit more than one in the trunk at a time.

Vampy Hugz ;-[~
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