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Old 08-03-01   #1
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densa intelligence quiz

i know i didnt make this quiz up but i thought it was funny so i wanted to show people.



Do they have a fourth of July in England?
Yes No

How many birth days does the average man have?

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

in baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die How many sheep are left standing?

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

i will post the answers soon.this test came off of www.bored.com
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Old 08-03-01   #2
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Re: densa intelligence quiz

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i know i didnt make this quiz up but i thought it was funny so i wanted to show people.



Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes

How many birth days does the average man have?All of them in his lifetime

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?All of them

in baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?None???

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?12. 1/2 of 30=15

if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?1 apple left/ 2 apples in your hand

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last? 90 min.

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die How many sheep are left standing? 8.

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?2 of each animal.

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Dunno

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12

i will post the answers soon.this test came off of www.bored.com
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Re: densa intelligence quiz

Do they have a fourth of July in England?
Yes

How many birth days does the average man have?
1

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
all

in baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
none

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
no...cuz hes dead:p

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25

if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last?
30 mins

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die How many sheep are left standing?
9

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
none...it was noah

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
6
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Do they have a fourth of July in England?
No , but the british yell bloody americans whenever it is, jk

How many birth days does the average man have?
birthday day or birthdays, birthday=1; birthdays= same number of years is old before he dies
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
1
in baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
27? 36?
Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
maybe proabably
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25
if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
if you take em away you got 3 cause tehy come back to ya
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last?
90 min
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die How many sheep are left standing?
9
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
it was noah stupid ass
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
i don't know you tell me, tell if he's cute too
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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1) yes...every july
2)1 your only born once
6 three for each team then its the next inning
4)no...eaither he is dead....or he is still alive and your not allowed more than one wife( unless your my great uncle who is a paligamist*sp?* in utah)
5)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
its 70....divide 30 BY 1/2 no into 1/2( basically 30x2+10=70)
6)2
7) 1hr 30 min( 30 min for each pill)
8) 9
9) non its wasnt mosses
10) meat
11) 12 (there are 12 stamps in a dozen..the cost doesnt matter)
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no, the pill question was still wrong.

its 1 hour.

take the first pill right away. The second in 30 min. The last 30 after that. 30 min + 30 min is 1 hour.


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*duhh*

your right cat... its the only one i couldnt remember fron when i took the test the first time *lamo* i was thinking the effects.. not the pills themselves....
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