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Old 07-21-01   #1
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Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting
access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crash’s the
system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

Desperate


Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command: C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should the automatically run the applications
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy-Silence 2.5,
Happy-hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
“snoring loudly” wave files. DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not support applicati0ons and
will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend Hot-Food 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

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Old 07-26-01   #2
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cool i get to be the first to reply. um i don't know what to say. well its because i'm gone irghtk now. it will take me a while to my mind went blank.oh yeah to find my brain.

*shy girl looks under the carpet no my brains not there.* oh wel i'm just going to shut up.
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Old 07-28-01   #3
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That was helarious!
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Old 07-29-01   #4
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hehehe that was funny
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Old 07-29-01   #5
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hehe

:p That was funny, If you could get a guy like that the world maybe bee a safe place....

....Or it'll be over run by people-eating robot husbands aahh aahh.

Thats one way I don't want to die.

huh? oh, sorry that was so funny.
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Old 07-31-01   #6
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technical difficulties

question- after you've installed husband 1.0, how do you delete Stinky Feet 4.0, Beer-Belching 6.0, and Five O'clock Shadow 3.1????
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Old 07-31-01   #7
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Upgrading to Wife 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3 , Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even
though the apps worked fine before).

Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:

· A "don't remind me again" button.
· Minimize button.
· Ability to delete the "headache" file
· An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 version without loss loss of other system resources.
· An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective.

I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0 Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have
told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2.

To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0!

VIRUS ALERT

All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message. To avoid the
aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and " never" run any file transfer applications(such as Laplink) between the two systems.


FYI: Don't even think about a shared directory!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-31-01   #8
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i just thought id even out the odds a little.

serene: im working on that myself...*grins*
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