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Old 07-24-01   #1
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will you be my friend?

a friend emailed this to me a while back. hilarious, yet somehow, sweet.

*FRIENDSHIP OATH*


When you are sad,........ I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard/bitch who made you sad.

When you are scared,..... I will laugh at you and tease you about it
every chance I get, Then I will make sure you know you're never alone.

When you are worried,.... I will tell you how much worse it could be and
to quit complaining, then I will hug you, and tell you it'll be ok.

When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

And when you are lost,... I will answer my cell phone and give you
directions.

When you are sick........ I will hold your hair or pull back your shirt
so you don't puke all over your new shirt while you pay homage to the
porcelain god.

When you fall............ I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Then I will hold out my hand and help you up.

This is my oath: I pledge till the END. Why you may ask? Because you're
my friend, and the whole reason people have friends is to have fun, and
to know that even in your darkest hour, you're never alone.
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Watching innocence,
It’s background-of a passing dawn.
Leaving you in night’s great dark:
The only light: the memory of a star........far gone.
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Old 07-24-01   #2
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awwww,i was wondering why you would ask for a friend in the laugh at this board...
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"Every time you cry,an angel dies.

Every time you lie,a demon flies.

Every time I see my blood,I feel more alive.

Every time i see my life,I feel deprived."-Me

"I am weak,so now i cry.No more life,its time to die..."-Me
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Old 07-28-01   #3
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the ironic thing about that is...
I actually do some of those things.
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I've seen that email before and I liked it so much I made like 50 copies of it and stuffed it in random lockers in my school
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As I lay in your arms, I think. You never could complete me, you could never fill the void, but atleast, you would never make me cry. You would never make me want to die. But is it better to be truly in love, than here with you in a world that nothing is complete, nothing is whole, because you are not him, the one I truly love.




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