Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Welcome > Socialize
Reload this Page Stupid things turn into funny things:
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-20-01   #1
InToXziKaTeD
Moans in the Night
 
InToXziKaTeD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Youngstown, Ohio USA
Posts: 50
InToXziKaTeD
Credits: 1,371
Stupid things turn into funny things:

What are some of the stupidest things you've ever done after a break up, or after being dumped? And what did you do to cheer yourself up?



I'd have to say mine was my last relationship, after being together for 18 months, thinking everything was perfect, then wham she tells me shes been seeing other guys behind my back for months, and then she leaves me 3 days before I had planned to propose to her. It hurt me dearly, and for it, I thought there was no meaning left for my life, so I cut up my wrists pretty bad..I didn't eat for about a whole week, and I spoke to no one. It came to the point where I went to her new boyfriends house and shattered both his kneecaps with one of my sword cases. he brought in some legal matters, but I didn't care. I hated him, and her.really hurt me to know she would betray me after that. Then about 2 weeks later I got a picture in the mail - from her, it was a picture of her giving head to her new boyfriend. I was pretty pissed. I'm 16, and, she is 15, her mother is a very religious person, so I had an idea.

Instead of pouting over something I had no control of, I went for revenge. I took a pen, and the picture, and wrote on the back " i just love my new boyfriend willy mom, don't you? ". I then took an envelope - addressed it to her mother, and mailed the picture.
I laughed so hard the next few days when I called and her father answered the phone : " Hello is Megan there? " - " is this willy"
( I don't know what made me say it, but I did) " Yes it is, may I speak with her " - " You stay the hell away from my daughter you son of a bitch " - click.

I laughed so hard that night
__________________
I am fate and in fate I grin. I am the solitude scarring within. My skin may be pale, but with the dark I rise. I corrupt your Neptune and I poison your skies. My mask is simple with eyes of pure blue. My smile; deadly.With opened arms,I thrive on your confusion. My razor is invisible, it completes the illusion. But my taste for irony? Your soul will rattle. My lips form a smirk, pink or not. My hands curve the knife, your body to rot. I blame nobody. Nobody but my own. They've poked the holes and shattered my home. Some say I have failed, to them I laugh..For Wrath has my heart and my heart has Wrath..

Never doubt yourself, no matter what happens. There will always be a few people in the crowd who annoy you, but never think you are lower than them. Because in reality they are the losers, they are the nobodies, and in time they will realize that, and they will have no one to pick on when you move up in the world, they will regret not acknowledging - you are better.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #2
InToXziKaTeD
Moans in the Night
 
InToXziKaTeD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Youngstown, Ohio USA
Posts: 50
InToXziKaTeD
Credits: 1,371
Ah - no ones had anything funny/stupid happen to them?..blah..
__________________
I am fate and in fate I grin. I am the solitude scarring within. My skin may be pale, but with the dark I rise. I corrupt your Neptune and I poison your skies. My mask is simple with eyes of pure blue. My smile; deadly.With opened arms,I thrive on your confusion. My razor is invisible, it completes the illusion. But my taste for irony? Your soul will rattle. My lips form a smirk, pink or not. My hands curve the knife, your body to rot. I blame nobody. Nobody but my own. They've poked the holes and shattered my home. Some say I have failed, to them I laugh..For Wrath has my heart and my heart has Wrath..

Never doubt yourself, no matter what happens. There will always be a few people in the crowd who annoy you, but never think you are lower than them. Because in reality they are the losers, they are the nobodies, and in time they will realize that, and they will have no one to pick on when you move up in the world, they will regret not acknowledging - you are better.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #3
GoddessOfDeath
Dreamer..
 
GoddessOfDeath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Earth
Posts: 10,613
GoddessOfDeath is on a distinguished road
Credits: 84,947
The stupidest thing I've ever done?? hehe....You dont' wanna know :p


Intoxy, can you pwease go to the Untitled thread and vote for Mr.Goat
__________________
Baoo Chuka Baoo Baoo
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


~*Goddess Of Death*~
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #4
InToXziKaTeD
Moans in the Night
 
InToXziKaTeD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Youngstown, Ohio USA
Posts: 50
InToXziKaTeD
Credits: 1,371
Sure can
__________________
I am fate and in fate I grin. I am the solitude scarring within. My skin may be pale, but with the dark I rise. I corrupt your Neptune and I poison your skies. My mask is simple with eyes of pure blue. My smile; deadly.With opened arms,I thrive on your confusion. My razor is invisible, it completes the illusion. But my taste for irony? Your soul will rattle. My lips form a smirk, pink or not. My hands curve the knife, your body to rot. I blame nobody. Nobody but my own. They've poked the holes and shattered my home. Some say I have failed, to them I laugh..For Wrath has my heart and my heart has Wrath..

Never doubt yourself, no matter what happens. There will always be a few people in the crowd who annoy you, but never think you are lower than them. Because in reality they are the losers, they are the nobodies, and in time they will realize that, and they will have no one to pick on when you move up in the world, they will regret not acknowledging - you are better.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #5
GoddessOfDeath
Dreamer..
 
GoddessOfDeath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Earth
Posts: 10,613
GoddessOfDeath is on a distinguished road
Credits: 84,947
Quote:
Originally posted by InToXziKaTeD
Sure can
Intoxy, you rock my world :p
__________________
Baoo Chuka Baoo Baoo
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


~*Goddess Of Death*~
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #6
Sin
Darkness Incarnate
 
Sin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: BC Canada
Posts: 6,955
Sin will become famous soon enough
Credits: 84,659
Damn...

~reads that first post and busts up laughing~

Fuuuckin 'hell mate! Yer evil!!! ~grins~ I like it! Keep it that way.

Xxx-SIN-xxX
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #7
InToXziKaTeD
Moans in the Night
 
InToXziKaTeD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Youngstown, Ohio USA
Posts: 50
InToXziKaTeD
Credits: 1,371
hehehe thx
__________________
I am fate and in fate I grin. I am the solitude scarring within. My skin may be pale, but with the dark I rise. I corrupt your Neptune and I poison your skies. My mask is simple with eyes of pure blue. My smile; deadly.With opened arms,I thrive on your confusion. My razor is invisible, it completes the illusion. But my taste for irony? Your soul will rattle. My lips form a smirk, pink or not. My hands curve the knife, your body to rot. I blame nobody. Nobody but my own. They've poked the holes and shattered my home. Some say I have failed, to them I laugh..For Wrath has my heart and my heart has Wrath..

Never doubt yourself, no matter what happens. There will always be a few people in the crowd who annoy you, but never think you are lower than them. Because in reality they are the losers, they are the nobodies, and in time they will realize that, and they will have no one to pick on when you move up in the world, they will regret not acknowledging - you are better.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #8
Sin
Darkness Incarnate
 
Sin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: BC Canada
Posts: 6,955
Sin will become famous soon enough
Credits: 84,659
Hmm...

Just decided to take the time to read your sig IntoX... I quite like it. ~smiles~

Kk I'll stop before I sound like I'm lickin' ass.

Xxx-SIN-xxX
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #9
posthuman
Dark Christ
 
posthuman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: your nightmares
Posts: 1,243
posthuman
Credits: 8,957
...

Quote:
Instead of pouting over something I had no control of, I went for revenge. I took a pen, and the picture, and wrote on the back " i just love my new boyfriend willy mom, don't you? ". I then took an envelope - addressed it to her mother, and mailed the picture.
good job.....the sending of the letter not the picture itself...
__________________
"He lives the poetry he cannot write. The others write the poetry they dare not realise"

"He was wearing his yellow tie, i did'nt even wear a tie to work anymore..."


is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #10
InToXziKaTeD
Moans in the Night
 
InToXziKaTeD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Youngstown, Ohio USA
Posts: 50
InToXziKaTeD
Credits: 1,371
Hehe thx..







I made the signature myself, I write poems, mostly depressing ones, that one I consider to be one of my favorite.
__________________
I am fate and in fate I grin. I am the solitude scarring within. My skin may be pale, but with the dark I rise. I corrupt your Neptune and I poison your skies. My mask is simple with eyes of pure blue. My smile; deadly.With opened arms,I thrive on your confusion. My razor is invisible, it completes the illusion. But my taste for irony? Your soul will rattle. My lips form a smirk, pink or not. My hands curve the knife, your body to rot. I blame nobody. Nobody but my own. They've poked the holes and shattered my home. Some say I have failed, to them I laugh..For Wrath has my heart and my heart has Wrath..

Never doubt yourself, no matter what happens. There will always be a few people in the crowd who annoy you, but never think you are lower than them. Because in reality they are the losers, they are the nobodies, and in time they will realize that, and they will have no one to pick on when you move up in the world, they will regret not acknowledging - you are better.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #11
GoddessOfDeath
Dreamer..
 
GoddessOfDeath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Earth
Posts: 10,613
GoddessOfDeath is on a distinguished road
Credits: 84,947
I really like your poem ..I write too..its always depressing so don't feel bad..You should post some of your work in the poetry section
__________________
Baoo Chuka Baoo Baoo
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


~*Goddess Of Death*~
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-01   #12
Rey_Mysterio
Guess who's back hun ;)
 
Rey_Mysterio's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: San fucking Gaycisco
Posts: 296
Rey_Mysterio
Credits: 3,230
LOL, Excellent Revenge.

But whats not funny is that you just showed that you are very emotionally weak.You are very dependent on the opposote sex to feel whole.See once she left you, part of you felt empty.That is why you stoped caring and did all those things.I truly pity you in some way for feeling its the end of the world just because one miserable insignificant woman left you when there are millions better at her and at everything she does.

LOL, but that revenge thing.Shwwwweeeeeettttt. So tell us, what happen to the girl after that?Did she get grounded or sent somewhere?
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-01   #13
Duchess Nocturn
Cunning Linguist
 
Duchess Nocturn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Boston, MA, 02215
Posts: 7,520
Duchess Nocturn
Credits: 127,114
Dang, man! I've never done anything that crazy.

But why would you propose to a chik if she's 15 & you're 16? I mean, I consider you relatively cool, but that just escapes me that you would plan on doing that . . . there's something called graduating from college so you don't have to rim on the streets for crack money.

As for something I did after a break up? . . . I usually just hook up with their friends sometime in the next 12 hours. I don't even really need revenge or anything-- I've always been the one to break it up. I'm just spiteful & enjoy breaking boys . . .
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I fucked Vincent Price
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-01   #14
druid187
Athropomancer
 
druid187's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: South Of Valhalla
Posts: 280
druid187
Credits: 7,061
the most stupid thing u have ever done

Well i jumped through a flaming hoola-hoop once, got 3rd degree burns and had to go to the ER. got shot up with lots of morphine , that was fun . and so was the drunk guy that was cussing the nurses out. goddamn the emergancy room can be entertaining
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-01   #15
JinxedSoul
Dark Angel
 
JinxedSoul's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 114
JinxedSoul
Credits: 1,806
WOAH

You mean to tell me you are only 16 and serious enough to want to get maried.... thats cool!

Oh by the way awesome revenge... :p
__________________
~Your such an insparation for the ways that I will never ever choose to be~ APC

~I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one chance, one kiss, one tate of you~ APC (again)
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-01   #16
JinxedSoul
Dark Angel
 
JinxedSoul's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 114
JinxedSoul
Credits: 1,806
I feel like sharing

Well one time my best friend and I were sitting on swings side by side and I guess she insulted me or something and I told her I would hit her in the face and she said she would punch me and I told her I would sue her and by now we were sooo pissed at each other and she said well how can you sue me when you hit first and i said i would sue for the hospital bill an she said se would sue for hers and we both busted out laughing because we had this whole plan when we havent even hit each other or anything and it was so funny! Well it may be dumb to you but it was sure funny to us at the time!:p
__________________
~Your such an insparation for the ways that I will never ever choose to be~ APC

~I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one chance, one kiss, one tate of you~ APC (again)
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Recent Threads
Whats your job?
11-20-07 14:57
Last post by Sic Simon
2 Hours Ago 20:26
what surprised you today?
04-11-13 17:55
Last post by thefr0g
1 Day Ago 14:31
what have you eaten...
12-24-03 19:43
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Day Ago 10:09
Darkforum Youtube!
03-25-13 07:48
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Day Ago 09:32
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 14:38
by Pahu
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Day Ago 09:27
vote or die
1 Week Ago 01:56
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Day Ago 09:20
vote or die
1 Week Ago 02:02
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 21:45
long Sunday
3 Weeks Ago 18:00
by DaxterK
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 01:46
BATH SALT ZOMBIES
12-04-13 11:20
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 23:34
I'm drinking Vodka,...
09-02-17 23:28
by thefr0g
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Week Ago 22:44
Online Users: 52
2 members and 50 guests
formingroll, oschichaclyd
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 18:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community