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Old 07-26-01   #1
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A young man....

A young man went to the supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it he ignored her and continued shopping. Finally, he went to the checkout line but the lady got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son who just recently died."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man "Is there anything that I can do for you?"

"Yes" she said "As I am leaving could you say goodbye mother? It would make me feel much better."

Sure answered the young man, and as the woman was leaving he said "Goodbye mother."

As he stepped up to the checkout counter he noticed that his total price was $127.98, and he said "How can that be, I only purchased a few things?"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her." the clerk said.
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Old 07-27-01   #2
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Oooooo! thats Harsh.
I'm willing to bet he said "Mother" again but with another word added on.
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Ok. I should laugh. HAHAHAHA.
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LOL...ive heard that one before, but its still funny
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and i thought old ladies were nice...
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HAHAHAHAH

I like it!
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that was funny, but what a mean old bitch.
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