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Old 07-20-01   #1
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Not Funny, but what the hell

A couple goes to the doctor to get the wife checked out. A week later the husband goes back to the doctor to discuss the results. The doctor tells him, "I'm sorry, but we seem to have gotten your wife's tests mixed up with someone else's. Either she has Alzheimers, or AIDS."

The man replies, "That's awful, what should I do?"

The doctor tells him, "Drop you wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home...don't fuck her."
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Re: Not Funny, but what the hell

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A couple goes to the doctor to get the wife checked out. A week later the husband goes back to the doctor to discuss the results. The doctor tells him, "I'm sorry, but we seem to have gotten your wife's tests mixed up with someone else's. Either she has Alzheimers, or AIDS."

The man replies, "That's awful, what should I do?"

The doctor tells him, "Drop you wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home...don't fuck her."
I love that one, my Mom told me that a while back.
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