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Old 01-20-18   #1
Wicked Lady
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I got this letter

From my water company. They said that I live in the dryest part of England and need remedial work done to mitigate my losses.

It's rained here every day for 4 months. And I live next to a river. On a flood plane. I am no infrastructure engineer, but isn't that stuff that falls from the sky... Water? Can't we collect it somehow? I should be PM.

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