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Ate God
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You'll crank that soldier boy
At first you're afraid that you'll die, then you're afraid that you won't. I geuss these are the most popular smilies over here chilling, and then you have the option to get more.
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12-25-08
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Ate God
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12-26-08
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Ate God
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Well I been doin situps like a mother fucker, 325 in all today, just quit smoking weed and cigarettes, and then I went down to the precinct and threw a cinder block through a pinellas county sheriff's squad car window and literally sprinted home just to see if I could do it. I was amazed the double, maybe even triple increase in stamina since I quit smoking, I wanna be to the point where when I go to jail I can just drop kick a guy as tall as shaq in the face and not even think about it. And yea im sure you're like, oh my god becky, 325 situps? I could do that in a straight jacket! Well I weigh 245 pounds, and when you weigh as much as me, a situp is like fucking benchpressing a mule. so yea, I got my 10 pack back.
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12-26-08
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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wow. you're really, really scared that you're gonna get fucked in the ass in jail, aren't you?
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12-26-08
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Ate God
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not really, I mean I've already shoved a paintbrush up my ass to see what it was like and it was actually sexually stimulating, I just want to crush bitches that disrespect me you know?
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12-26-08
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Ate God
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I've got a fire going in my backyard, it's about 10 feet x 10 feet and the FD has been here twice since 2  0am, it's about 4 0am now and Erverybody is waking up and it's bigger than fuck, you would be proud.
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ss be scared..
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Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...
Nice guys finish last
It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life!
Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are
Your more Delusional than you think I am! {Duck Dodgers}
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Ate God
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I'm scared this forum will remain this dead forever.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Yarf whoa what the hell I was on
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