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Old 03-11-09   #61
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Old 03-11-09   #62
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Old 03-11-09   #63
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Old 03-11-09   #64
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Old 03-11-09   #65
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Old 03-11-09   #66
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Old 03-11-09   #67
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We could kill them all metaphorically.
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Indeed! let's construct a gigantic metaphor and destroy them all with it.
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Spammers are squirrels in the spring gathering nuts. No wait that's fucking retarded. What do you have?
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I say sacrifice the thread, just delete it. If there's no popular thread then their stupid game ends.
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I have taken the liberty of translating this gobble-de-gook for you amazing DF'ers

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Всем доброго времени суток!
Hello my name is michael pervert and I like pornography.
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Вашему вниманию представляю прогон по высококачественной базе каталогов.

Прогон выполняется лицензионным AllSubmitter 5.4.
People always ask me, 'Michael, what do you do when you get home from hanging outside of primary schools looking like Gary Glitter at a Hannah Montana convention?' To which I reply; 'WELL! I just love to settle in my grandmother's basement and flick through porn then spam unsuspecting forums in the hope that someone will tell me that I am any kind of normal'

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База каталогов - постоянно обновляемая.
Usually, my daily routine is as follows:

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* Количество в базе - 16158
Wake up and attempt to wank off to internet porn.
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* Количество в базе для авто - 15669
Give up on my minisule penis and use my gran's dustbuster on it instead.


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* Каталоги сайтов: 12495(для авто 12495)
Take a shower.

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* Каталоги статей: 994 (для авто 994 )
Beat my gran until she agrees to make breakfast with her cunt out.
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* Доски объявлений: 2565 (для авто 2126)
Eat breakfast and then watch porn all day.
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* RSS-агрегаторы: 104 (для авто 54 )
Stop for a moment or two to eat potato chips and stuff another broom shank under my many rolls of fat.

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* Количество писем на e-mail: в среднем 500 - 1500 в зависимости от проекта
* Прирост обратных ссылок: 500-900 влияние некоторых факторов
* Тематика: Общие ресурсы, а также тематические
* Отдача базы: ТиЦ +20-50, PR +1-3
Sleep.

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Стоимость: 11 wmz.
При наличии готового проекта для AllSubmitter 5.4:
So yes, this is my daily routine. If you would like the URL to my goings on, just follow these simple steps;

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При наличии просто данных, 15$.
1) URL сайта
2) Названия (30-70 символов)
Описания сокращенные (100-130 символов)
4) Описания полные (225-260 символов)
5) Ключевые слова(через пробел и через запятую.)
6) Категории
7) почта, и пароль от почты.

При необходимости составлять проект, с моей стороны цена возрастает до 40$
1) Look at all the spam I have posted on this page.
2) Find out my real address (You will find it through my IP address)
Buy a gun
4) Come to my house
5) Shoot me
6) Shoot my computer
7) Beat my gran too if you like, she makes nice cookies.
I have the link to my usual life cycle.
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Проект составляю вида (Привет/Добрый день/Здравствуйте/Здорова), что обеспечивает макс эффект. и гарантия тиц и пр в таком случае обеспечена. на 100%
Please feel free to page me at any time... I have no life.

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Прогоны выполняю по 100% предоплате.
Чтобы заказать прогон сайта в каталогах, необходимо на Z264109889522 произвести оплату,

ВНИМАНИЕ!! обязательно!!! в примечании при оплате указать:

1. Параметры прогона,
2. Icq,
3. Е-mail с которого вы вополнили заказ,
Or you can contact me on
1. AIM
2. ICQ
3. Any forum as I spam there too.


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Проекты или данные для проекта отсылайте на мыло shvetseo@googlemail.com (пожалуйста пишите в письмах свою icq и кошелек с которого была произведена оплата.)

Связаться со мной можно через icq: 4три3-07три-пять21

Уважаемые администраторы, не сочтите за спам, если я запостил это обьявление не туда прошу его перенести в соответствующий топик. возможно и вам понадобятся мои услуги... а о цене всегда договоримся.
Yes, I do not speack english in the slightest but maybe if I spam you enough... Maybe you will be my friend.

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FUCKING SPAMMERS! BASTARDS FUCJO{ISIFHSFO@UIHSFBJO@
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Cunts.
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Oh yeah and to answer the question at hand 'Where have all the vampires gone?'

Well they are all here: http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ass-grave.html

Hope I was of some help to you.
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Oh yeah and to answer the question at hand 'Where have all the vampires gone?'

Well they are all here: http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ass-grave.html

Hope I was of some help to you.
So they weren't actually undead they were just disease carrying mutants that they stuck in a hole. And they call the vampires evil!
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I'm a vampire. I just chill, yknow?
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