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Old 01-16-13   #21
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Mike, you are teetering on the line between canadian and american. You sure know an awful lot about cult classics.
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Old 01-16-13   #22
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ok first off: i love you to sik simon. B:lisbyth salander is a fictional character from the girl with the dragon tattoo. i have had several crushes on fictional characters throughout my life but all of them dissipated in a few weeks at the longest but i have had a huge crush on salander for about a year now. thirdly:how would i be scaming you if pickle was my woman??? and D:if i was attacked by jaws i would probly shit myself and have a heart attack at the same time as drowning so ....yea
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"Cult Classics"......yeessssss
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Old 01-17-13   #24
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ok first off: i love you to sik simon. B:lisbyth salander is a fictional character from the girl with the dragon tattoo. i have had several crushes on fictional characters throughout my life but all of them dissipated in a few weeks at the longest but i have had a huge crush on salander for about a year now. thirdly:how would i be scaming you if pickle was my woman??? and D:if i was attacked by jaws i would probly shit myself and have a heart attack at the same time as drowning so ....yea
Let me explain, home skillet. You show up to our exclusive club of gay, make us all fall in love with you by virtue of the fact that you stay, and then you obviously say to your bitch after rolling off her, "Hey, baby. There's this here forum thing that's got people that are so stupid they welcomed me with open arms. I'm sure one of them is dumb enough to by your rank ass picture." And she's all like "YES! I can finally be on my way to getting some attention and love from my daddy. Want a blowjob?"

So chick shows up, spams her shit, then fucks off. Possibly because Sik Simon scared her, but more likely because she realize her painting is gay and most of these motherfuckers are too broke to buy it.

Unless, of course, you're going to convince me that two people in a relationship happen to stumble upon the same old ass message board, buried in the google rankings, purely by accident. In this day and age of the seemingly limitless power of Facebook and Twitter.

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME TYPE ALL THAT SHIT.
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i dont know pickle. i havent told anyone about darkforum because i believe all 4 of my social contact wich i see about twice a month would think that is pointless and would not even give it more than a few chances. however i think the characters here are rather charming and usually provide me with some comic relieve in my mind of reoccuring events of doom. True i was at first dissapointed when i found the lack of users here and signed up with the intention of being serious in sharing my interest in books, music, movies et. and possibly shareing my depresive state and conversing about them with others. cause im constantly feeling burnt out and at the same time relentless in exploreing a spark of interest. but to my delight DF instead is a place where i come to fuck off and say stupid shit. and it helps me through my day and i could care less if anymore ppl come to DF.
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i dont know pickle. i havent told anyone about darkforum because i believe all 4 of my social contact wich i see about twice a month would think that is pointless and would not even give it more than a few chances. however i think the characters here are rather charming and usually provide me with some comic relieve in my mind of reoccuring events of doom. True i was at first dissapointed when i found the lack of users here and signed up with the intention of being serious in sharing my interest in books, music, movies et. and possibly shareing my depresive state and conversing about them with others. cause im constantly feeling burnt out and at the same time relentless in exploreing a spark of interest. but to my delight DF instead is a place where i come to fuck off and say stupid shit. and it helps me through my day and i could care less if anymore ppl come to DF.
Fair enough. It was a working theory. I haven't stretched by DF bitch legs in a very long time.
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Fair enough. It was a working theory. I haven't stretched by DF bitch legs in a very long time.
how bout a massage with these hot stones and unusually large zucchinies?
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how bout a massage with these hot stones and unusually large zucchinies?
Oo.
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You must be the fourth horseman mainer mike brown because you are the ultimate vibe kill
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Probably. I got up today and I was like "Who peed in my pants?"
I bet it was Mike dood.
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Dying via Jaws would not necessarily be quick. Watch the movie and you'd see what I mean, such as when the girl in the beginning of the movie experienced torture before the shark finally finished her off.


Quick enough bro. Imagine death by splinters.
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