Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Discussions > Mayhem
Reload this Page SikSimonisms
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-18-14   #1
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
SikSimonisms

1. One doesn't eat an entire spaghetti dinner and have room for dessert, this is why they have mints

2. If you find yourself sick from eating wild berries, your doing it wrong

3. If you feed an alligator it may confuse your hand for a steak, so don't fuck with alligators

4. If you owe someone money and you pay them in change, it should be at least half silver coins, if you pay someone back entirely with pennies, you're a dick.

5. If you feed seagulls fast food and then they Shit on your friend, he gets to punch you in the face.

6. If you go to a buffet and you aren't very hungry, order a water and just drink soy sauce packets

7. Wipe your hands with napkins after meals and save all your wetnaps, they are wonderful for wiping your butt with, trust me you'll never use toilet paper again.

8. Don't fuck with bears

9. Never assume a bear is hibernating just because his eyes are closed.

10. If you fall in a deep hole, don't call for help, as it may attract bears

11. Always wear a pilgrim's hat so you don't get mistaken for an Indian

12. If you don't want to look like a pussy but someone dares you to do something crazy, just tell him you have diabetes. Nobody hates on a diabetic.

13. If you look at the sun for too long, stare at a piece of ice to fix your vision

14. If your friend wants to blindfold you and lead you somewhere, be sure not to get led into a bear cave, signs of being in a bear cave are tunnels, smell of bat feces, and it echoes when you sing in the air tonight.

15. Avoid caves in general, unless accompanied by an expert bear hunter
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-14   #2
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
These koolaid flavors taste like Shit, in order of their shittiness

1 green apple
2 watermelon
3 mango

Mix black cherry with strawberry to make blackstrawcherry

Also sprinkle jello mix over ice cream and it will turn to like this gooey awesome
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On


Recent Threads
sup oezoem we mished you
3 Days Ago 22:02
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 00:19
Hey fr0g
10-20-17 02:49
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 21:47
Fuck Snow
6 Days Ago 03:36
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 21:46
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 15:38
by Pahu
Last post by Pahu
4 Days Ago 10:04
What Are you Listening...
03-21-05 07:40
By Cucking Funt
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Days Ago 21:32
are you gonna eat your...
11-01-17 01:43
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 03:45
Things that I'm not...
10-30-05 21:09
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 00:51
basic earthling rights
07-17-14 22:08
Last post by Sic Simon
2 Weeks Ago 22:11
Where are the tits?
3 Weeks Ago 20:38
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 21:33
Obama sends a letter.
10-19-17 22:42
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 14:09
Online Users: 55
1 members and 54 guests
dressevening
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 19:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community