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Old 11-19-13   #1
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phone calls

My high pitch girl voice

Who dis?
hi, can I speak with Mark Boyle?
Who dis?
This is ---- ------- I'm from the internal revenue service,
Mayyn, yous in Atlanta
Yes, this is the irs in Atlanta, is Mr Boyle there?
Who dat?
Mark Boyle, is Mark boyle available?
Who you yellin at ho? Chill yo fine ass down
I'm not yelling maam, i
Hey
Yes?
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Who dis?
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[i]hi, you have reached the office of ------ --------- I'm with a detainee, leave a short message
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
f*** you I won't do what you tell me
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Th aaaaaa t was my old probation officer
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And I just put the phone up to my stereo playing rage against the machine
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Dominoes pizza will this be for delivery or carryout?
who dis?
This is dominoes pizza, you called us
who dis?
.dial tone.

_calls back

Who is this? Mark Boyle 727 --- 4353?
yea mayyn
Would you like to order a pizza?
who dat?
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Now I'm blocked from dominoes lmao
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Mark, I know this you, you're just blocking your number
nah man, dis pepe mayyn
What do you want Mark I'm doing my makeup
i want my reefer mayyn
is this mark?
nah, dis pepe mayyn
Fucking goofball.
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Mark I'm trying to do my makeup what in all four thousand legions of fucking hell do you want?
You got my reefer Mayyn?
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I tried to prank call meg but apparently I don't have international calling
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Someone give me gargoyles number, I'm gonna pretend to be a hagii
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