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Old 05-08-13   #1
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They are trying to turn me into batman

Omg they are putting bees in my house. I don't know if i'm allergic to them I just assume that I am, I've got the bathroom door shut and sealed off with duct tape, the hive is right outside my window, which was cool with me, but now they are coming in and I've been scared of bees since I was a little child, so now i'm pissin in cups and throwing it in people's general direction. You see bees are like my achilles heel, if you ever want to see me scream like a bitch and sprint for about 10 yards, show me a bee, I don't fuckin like em and they scare the shit out of me, and now there in my house, and I can hear them, great.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is mentally disturbing me, I had to go take a crap at burger king. I'm considering setting the entire house on fire.
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Nope that's not gonna work, my house is made of bricks, I need a better idea, that doesn't involve going in there. Like a pipe bomb or something.
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Bees wont do shit to you its wasps that are they angry mad at everything bastards.
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Bees wont do shit to you its wasps that are they angry mad at everything bastards.
Yea, I know that, but it's a completely unnatural fear, like a phobia. I won't even go in the backyard area because I know the hive is back there. It's just something I can't control.
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What do they want me to do? Go in there and take a shower with the bees? I don't know man I don't think bees like running water, it's just a hunch that I have. I know they are smart, I once had bees chase me all the way from the barn back to the house which was like a mile or some shit. They just know man.
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Wait, I just need to figure out what eats bees. I need a bear asap.
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Oh snap, child services was just here with the cops looking for my neighbors who are MIA, I think it's about to get Jerry Springer here real quick.
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Nah I don't have sprinklers at all, and I ripped the smoke detector out of the wall. It's just that I share a duplex with kids so they would probably die of smoke inhalation because of the intake vent lol. And I mean what do I do after they are lethargic? Climb out there and smash them all with a shovel? This is a job for a trainded professional.
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All I wanna know is, how do they know my childhood fear? My Dad must be running his faggot mouth of his again. I DONT TO BE BEEMAN. THAT IS GAY AS FUCK. LET ME BE BEARMAN.
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I"M SCARED OF BEARS TOO YOU GUYS LET ME DO IT WITH BEARS.
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