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Old 04-30-13   #1
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Conclusions from a Goth Weekend

1. Lensy is exactly the same in person. This is both a good thing and a bad thing. It's a good thing in that I love her to death on the internets and have done so for 12+ years. It's a bad thing in that our conversations are basically DF conversations, just with physical touching and eye contact. And the stabbing.

2. Impulse control is a problem for both of us, as evidenced by our finger tattoos. No idea why I did this, but I can tell you for a fact that I fucking love it. Now to figure out how to explain this to my mom...

3. When two friends get severe food poisoning and are projectile vomiting yellow bile, it brings them closer together.

4. For such a freak (and she is), Lensy is friends with EVERYBODY. I met a parade of goth hotties, of whom about 75% wanted to bang her, and she's nice to them but blows them off as in "no gothsex for you, buddy". I guess she's saving herself.

5. Phil the bartender wants me. If I wasn't such the moral voice of reason in all aspects of life, I'd have hopped on that cute little bastard.

6. Never ever order from Lucky's Pizza in Leeds city center.

7. The gothest picture ever taken is one where you're standing under the blood bank sign in all black, looking morose.
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To make it even gothlier, I've turned my head into a bat.

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Megsy and I have become the gothiest people on df. I have decided from this day forward, there is nobody and I mean NOBODY as gothier as us.

Debrief.

1) when making fun of scene kids in Carpe (a night club my big bear housemate works at) we use finger peen to do this. Finger peen is the gothiest way to do this and I also was anal-d by megsy with this. Nothing says I love you quite like hotel room finger peen.

2) I'm a cheap date apparently. This works out and not only that, the WL has the most charming of ways. I find her delightful to spend my time with.

The people I know are not as goth as us. Granted if we touched them with our goth fingers then they would be alittle more goth but not as goth as us or our members of df. I go for class. Those bitches ain't nobody and that 75% can jog on. I'm not desperate and most of them (you met juice already, case and point. ) are just bad lad biker boys who think they are great. They're not great, they're annoying and they believe I'm like every other girl that would swoon at their bullshit. I'm far too awesome for that. Besides, I'm all gay for moo and yes I'm saving myself for him.

4) The gothiest thing ever is our tattoos. We are all that is goth and our impulse control is just fine. I ain't never met a girl as impulsive as myself. We are two peas in a pod.

5) I am still kinda ill but I'll be alright. I hope you're feeling better. Food poisoning really does bring two people closer together.

6) I didn't want you to leave.

7) I love my Megsy. I do I do. You are the most insane and freaky person I know. I like that. Reminds me of myself. We are sooooo goth! This makes me happy and I love your goth finger peen.
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Ouch, food poisoning, *shudders. Yea anyways, as far as tattoos go you know moms are gonna trip. I remember waking up one morning on the couch and my mom had alcohol and a wet wipe and she's trying to wipe mine off she's like "Tell me that this is just permanent marker please."
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Wait, so what were the finger tattoos of?
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There is a good picture in one of these threads somewhere,
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