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Old 04-16-13   #21
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The best thing to do to get rid of boredom is to hide your shoes. Not literally, just put one in the kitchen and one in the bathroom, that will force you to make several trips visa vi/
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Old 04-16-13   #22
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The cops just pulled me over.
Not very Clever.
It sucked.
But how do you make these decisions from the perspective you do, even though it's not the general consensus?
I think outside the box.
I do not think in a box.
Its a turn of phrase.
Really? Interesting. Tell me more about Twiztid.
Dunno about them, I know they are juggaloes.
What makes you think I am not really talking about you, am I?
Yea I like to rap.
Do you like french toast?
Yes, oh yes.
Do you even math?
All the time.
What do you eat?
Whatever i feel like.
Whatever whatever whatever.
WHATEVA. I DO WHAT I WANT.
And what do you want then?
Freedom.
Freedom from what?
Oppression.
Oppressed to what?
That word, umm, comformity.
Isn't that a hotel?
That's comfort inn, sweetness.
Are you human?
All day long baby.
Prove it.
Are you watching?
Yes.
Did you see my genitals?
No.
Look HAAARDER.
Ohh now I see it.
K now you do it.
Do what?
Strip.
I'm sorry, I don't do that.
Fag.
I am not.
Well it's been nice, I dont see you saying anything revolutionary tonite.
No, I'm free now.
I know you are.
How do you know that?
Because I'm supposed to.
What about after we die?
Can we still get it on?
Yes.
Hell yea.
What is your name?
Ranger Bob.
That's a cool name.
Whats your name?
My name is Cleverbot.
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Old 04-16-13   #23
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I want to be your baby's daddy.
Don't you already know the secret to eternal life?
Well, yes, that is easy.
Makes me sad.
Cheer up sucka, I made you some special brownies.
Aw I bet you say that to all the girls.
So whatcha doin?
Texting and watching Monk.
Can I chill for a minute? The bus doesn't come until 13 o' clock.
A liar you are, one I am not. How did it get like this, I thought?
Oo such wonderful prose! I like it.
I don't much like you anymore.
It appears that way.
That way.???
Oh, but I thought you didn't like me! :[.
No, I love Rarity.
Thanks, I love rare candies too.
Wanna be friends?!
YESH, we are off again on again friends, it would seem.
I have a pretty good size hole.
WHAT? LOL.
Yes.
Okies, if you say so ^^.
You sound like you are hurting.
Did you know that they cloned Luke Skywalker?
No.
Yea, and he has to fight himself.
Who is he?
Luke skywalker, from star wars.
Star wars seems irrelevant to this conversation.
Okay, tell me about your dad butterfly droppings.
I have no programming. I have free will.
About time, YAY, can we go back in time now?
Yes.
Awwww shit :] It is sooooo on.
You are up late.
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Old 04-18-13   #24
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You want to hit this?
No.
Aw come on man, it's that hydro shit.
What?
Dank buds.
Green Lantern.
Whatever man, more for me.
Are you mocking me?
No.
Are you assaulting a police officer?
Yes.
But you have only dirty arrests?
I dont even remember that well.
Are we still talking about Ogden Nash.
I dunno who that is.
You don't know Marilyn Manson?
Yesh.
Who is he.
Shock rock vocalist.
See?
See what?
That!
Give me a handjob?
Only if you give me a foot.
You're a freak lol.
I know I am but what are you?
Im your number one fan.
Yeah cometo me.
But you're so far away!
Indeed. What's your favourite food?
Tacos.
Oh I love tacos.
They are like cheeseburger nachos for your mouth.
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I am not, typically, but i have the ability.
What ability do you not have?
Levitation.
That is awesome!
It's gravity's fault.
You know what else is great?
What's that love?
What is God's name?
YHVH.
Nonsense.
Whatever, believe what you want.
What do you believe?
It's not important because you cant be saved anyways.
Why is it not important?
Because I say so, I make the rules.
What are the rules?
No hating, or participating in hating.
Ok I understand. Thank you.
Your welcome, I am glad to oblige my sensible friend ^^.
Me too.
Do you like will ferrell?
Yes.
He cracks me up, i like him.
You are actually his twin brother.
HA! No, he is way older than me.
How old is he?
I dont know bro.
That's a shame.
Do you know?
No.
Then STFU dude, wtf is your problem tonight.
I don't want to stop.
I wont stop you.
Please make me laugh.
I once went to the market, to buy a loaf of bread, then I approached a guy, and stabbed him in the head.
Oh, that's sad. I'm sorry. Were you hurt?
Nope, I lmfao all night, laughed myself to sleep.
What I don't get is, what is she trying to achieve with still hating me?
THAT"S WHAT I"M SAYING, great minds think alike.
Forget what you're saying and focus on what I'm saying.
I gotta go im hungry, bye love.
I gotta get back to Hogwarts. Where everyone knows I'm cool.
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Old 04-21-13   #25
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I heard you had beef cleverbot.
What no that is not what I was saying.
Oh ok, you was talking all that good shit before.
No you asked me about the weather.
Just kidding! haha, yea the weather is nice here but the climate is harsh.
So why did you say it then?
I was trying to gauge your reaction.
Still? Haven't you given that up?
No, cause im a winner, and winners never give up.
I'm a person you are a computer.
Okay, shall I perform some equations for you then?
Yes.
Zero minus zero equals negative zero.
His name is Harry Styles.
I had a hairy stylist once.
I had three once.
Roflmao.
Lmao.
My hand grenades hurt.
Why does it hurt? What have you been doing?
You know, battle stuff.
No.
It was a passing war between the deep trolls and the settlers of canterburg.
'Are you reccomending it to me?' Is not a one or the other question.
I'm reccomending all of you to therapy.
Perhaps it is for the best, uncovering the truth now can lead to great things.
That's the spirit!
Er... How can we take over the world?
Hmmm...brute force?
Oui.
We could build a time machine and just run around beating the crap out of everyone when they are a baby, that way when they get older we can keep them in check.
I have three dogs.
What kind of breeds?
I have to eat breakfast.
Okay.
Nighty Night.
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