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Old 03-17-13   #61
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I'm sure Dyshade has the extensive contact network to get you a job if you blow him first.
I have to blow people for a job now!?! No wonder my last four interviews went shitty.
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Old 03-18-13   #62
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my attempts at using my work terminal to write my resume have been thwarted by a shit internet connection. Sabotaged!
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Old 03-18-13   #63
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but then I find this fella hanging above the door...
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Old 03-18-13   #64
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Waitaminute. This sentence assumes that grocery ever was a great place to get a career. You can advance from bagger to florist! maybe one day you'll be generall manager and pull down the big $12/hour!
hey, dick, A Store Director at Smiths makes 100k+ Bonus every year. Bonuses are usually a payout in stock worth about 20K. Middle management makes 14-20 an hour. Corporate pay structures are less defined but can go from 45K a year to 100+ a year. So yes, a career it can be. Middle management also makes bonuses paying out once a year.

Of course I believe that as long as you are doing something you like it does not matter one flying fuck how much you are making, happiness does not have a price tag.
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Old 03-18-13   #65
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I'm sure Dyshade has the extensive contact network to get you a job if you blow him first.

Hey, bub, I do not work there any more. I have an at home business and a part time job, hopefully the at home becomes good enough to drop the employment. Which will lead to a Cafe/Bookstore sooner or later. My goal is to not have to work for anyone except my customers.
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So you are turning down the BJ?
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So you are turning down the BJ?
I will turn down all BJs until you go down on your knees and suck Simon off. Though I think I will crack before you do.......
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Old 03-19-13   #68
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Look at Shok's spider. You can pay me to handle that shit. Bitches love spiders.
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Makes sense, I had a girl break up with me because I ate a spider once... that bitch must have REALLY loved spiders.
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And you ate a spider....why? And was it poisonous?
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because it was prettier than me, and no.
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OOOOh neat spider, why didnt you go in for a closer shot? you scared?
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OOOOh neat spider, why didnt you go in for a closer shot? you scared?
Nope, just prefer no more scars. Last time I had one of those crawling on me, I lost a section of skin. They bite.
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where I work
I see this on a regular basis.
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Oo darkforum's own legal consultant, you could not have shown up at a better time.
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I'm like the Stormcrow or Banshee. I always turn up at the WORST possible time.

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You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

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