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Old 12-30-12   #1
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Hi everyone, I'm Simon Banks (I'm black and attractive now)
If it's one thing that i've learned it's that a good model has something about them that stands out, something that sets them apart from other models.
Whether its a shapely nose, slanted eyes, hourglass figure, or high cheekbones. Curly hair, green eyes, natural red hair, all these things I can use to make a good model. You need to learn to flaunt your unique qualities, and make them the centerpieces of your photos. I remember there was a girl in my Junior High school, Whitney Bass. Every boy had the hots for her, and no one in the school DIDN'T know who Whitney Bass. She was head cheerleader, she was the librarian's aide, she was class president. She had a full, tall body with dark eyes and long wavy jet-black hair, and the funny part was that she had prominent, dark-colored arm hair. I shit you not. She never shaved her arms, and she always wore short-sleeves to show her arms. She FLAUNTED her man-like arm hair and it worked. A model needs to stand out, those barbie doll models will never have a good picture because they use their whole body as their centerpiece, making it pornography. I wrote a poem and read it aloud in class with whitney 4 feet away in the front row of seats. "Whitney bass, whitney bass, whitney bass has a very nice ass."
That one got me into special classes, isolated from the main population. But you what, I was a model. I got up there and flaunted my insanity.
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Whether its a shapely nose, slanted eyes, hourglass figure, or high cheekbones. Curly hair, green eyes, natural red hair, all these things I can use to make a good model.
It's like you're describing me. Thanks, peaches.
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It's like you're describing me. Thanks, peaches.
Hey if the shoe fits than wear it hot stuff! By the way I'm wearing the new 2013 Nike Pro-air volume 4, You can buy them at participating Foot Lockers near you. This episode of Darkforum's next top model was brought to you by White people. White people: were really, really rich.
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I'm wearing panda slippers with frog face socks.

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OMG panda slippers are symbolic of your seat of power in the league of gosu Pandaren warrior monks! No but seriously they look SO WARM. Im freezing my ass off!
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They are very warm, especially when combined with the fleece frog socks. I also have a panda ear warmer with matching panda mittens. The kind with the flap that buttons back so my fingers are free to use my phone.

I think that pretty much kicks me out of the goth club.
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Xd Yea i was never in the goth club but I would follow them around playing pokemon, and when one of them had a question about anything I would give them the solution without looking up from my gameboy. Like "Did marilyn manson really cut out his rib so he could perform fellatio on himself?" to which I reply "Dude, give me your french fries right now and I wont kill you." Was I goth? Well I was just as dark for sure, well mostly because dark clothes make me look thinner duh. I knew i'd never fit in with any crowd, even the outcasts or the nerds or even the bad kids. I was a little bit of everything, and dabbled in a little of all the groups. A social chameleon if you would. Hanging out with nerds is fine if you want to hold a real conversation with someone that isn't about hot topic or how many pounds they can benchpress and what cheerleader theyre banging. Truth be told, I spent less time in school then I did in my friends car smoking blunts and yelling at people. HEY YOU! GET BACK TO CLASS BITCH! HAHAHA!
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Honestly I stopped reading after the first sentence.
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Xd Yea i was never in the goth club but I would follow them around playing pokemon, and when one of them had a question about anything I would give them the solution without looking up from my gameboy. Like "Did marilyn manson really cut out his rib so he could perform fellatio on himself?" to which I reply "Dude, give me your french fries right now and I wont kill you." Was I goth? Well I was just as dark for sure, well mostly because dark clothes make me look thinner duh. I knew i'd never fit in with any crowd, even the outcasts or the nerds or even the bad kids. I was a little bit of everything, and dabbled in a little of all the groups. A social chameleon if you would. Hanging out with nerds is fine if you want to hold a real conversation with someone that isn't about hot topic or how many pounds they can benchpress and what cheerleader theyre banging. Truth be told, I spent less time in school then I did in my friends car smoking blunts and yelling at people. HEY YOU! GET BACK TO CLASS BITCH! HAHAHA!
i read the rest of it and i can relate. this one time while smoking weed in a car there was this aweful stinch and i rolled my window down but unfortunatly the stinch was coming from outside and i asked a man on the street "excuse me sir. Do you smell that?" he replied "of course i do" then bothered by the lack of response i asked " well isnt it bothering you?" he replied "no, not to much" then i scolleded him "WELL IT SHOULD BE!!!" i thought it was hilarious.
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