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Old 11-28-12   #1
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K it's like all the other games, except this time were making a porno.

Enter: Old Man prinicipal and Schoorgirl Tasha from all the sleazy pronos

Tasha: Are you serious? You want me to do what for a grade?

Old Man: Come on bitch it's 2012, loosen up

Tasha: Stop no! But I'm scared!

Old man: Don't worry lets move slow, Open up.

Tasha: Guugghhhgllughhhhughhhhhuh
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That was when shit got real. Werewolves crashed through the ceiling, their fists magical balls of fire, tongues and teeth slavering liquid acid, each holding an electric guitar.
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Tanya and old man start putting their clothes back on saying "damn i gotta get out of LA crazy shit happens here.
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Enter: Sarah Palin

"Stop werewolves! Or I will crush you with my gigantic boobs!:

*cliche 70s guitar riffs as Sarah Palin starts stripping for the werewolves.

Their salivation is so much that there are fizzling pools of acid all over the carpet.
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Machine guns extend out from Sarah Palin's nipples, unleashing a hot torrent of silvered slugs into the wolfen. Howls of dismay fill the air as as the violent beasts go down in a spray of silver and ichor.

When it is done, a portal opens in the ceiling, and a withered old man floats down, his legs folded beneath him in the lotus position.

"Well done, my child, you have passed the first test."
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Opening credits fly in: Heavy. Weapons. III

Featuring: Sarah Palin, and, Katy Perry
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The fat assistant principal walks in, her nipples get hard as soon as she sees the old man. They are clearly visible through her thin dress, and she didn't put her bra on. She suddenly gives birth to a demon lion, with two monster cocks. The cat bites off the assistant's head and starts to fuck her dead body. He goes very deep and shoots both of his loads at once. Being a being of hell, he is instantly ready for another round.

He leaps toward Sarah Palin, and she fries her nipple guns at him. The bullets bounce off of his skin, and he stands on two legs. His two cocks turn into 1 giant one and it rips straight into Sarah Palin's pussy.

It doesn't last long as Katy Perry sings very loudly on the school intercom. The lion instantly goes flaccid, and his head explodes. She runs into the room and embraces Sarah Palin in a affectionate grasp.

"I love you Sarah!" She says. Katy plunges her soft hand into the former governor's vagina, causing her to gasp for air.
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Haha loved the scene where the lion goes flaccid and his head explodes.
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