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Old 06-29-09   #41
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UK-based designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau believe that, if robots are ever to be welcomed into people's homes, they'll need to fit in with the rest of the furniture, and earn their keep. Their prototypes trap and digest pests like flies and mice to gain energy

This just seems like a bad idea: make feeding on organic matter conditional for the robots sustained function. Thats just asking for a "hello dave" situation.
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Old 08-14-09   #42
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I will, in fact, have sex with a robot if I choose to. That is my right as an American citizen. I will not, under any circumstances, let anyone take that from me.
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I think the issue here is that deep inside you have an unwavering obsession with nailing a robot. Don't project your inner turmoil on to us. Just go fuck a robot and get it out of your system.
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This just seems like a bad idea: make feeding on organic matter conditional for the robots sustained function. Thats just asking for a "hello dave" situation.

Can you say flesh eating zombie robot ninjas? (ok I threw in the ninja part for effect)
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Old 12-11-09   #45
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Old 10-25-10   #47
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I'm not fixated on sex... I have been but everytime I get that way... I end up pregnant.
In that case, robot sex would be safe sex.
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LOL! I just had dirty thoughts about Lenina and the Energizer Bunny.
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until they can duplicate human emotion i don't think we have to worry about sexbots anytime soon...they're just fancy vibrators.
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