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Old 12-11-09   #1
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I hate hockey and I don't like kids. And yes this IS a pep talk.
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Old 12-11-09   #2
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O K . . . . .
A hockey stick CAN be a useful utensil for fun !
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Sorry, it was a terrible quote from Mighty Ducks when I was little. It really has nothing to do with me.
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I hate hockey and I don't like kids. And yes this IS a pep talk.
Yay! Hi, I'm Neena and I hate grime music and dislike using those fucking telephone operators that tell you phone numbers because they know you're paying a shitload for the phonecall and they keep you on the fucking line on purpose. Here is the conversation I had with the 118118 people this morning:

118: Hello this is 118118 what can I find for you?
ME: Hello, can I have the number for Granger Games in Durham please?
118: Where?
ME: DUrham, COunty Durham?
118118: Ah okay hang on................................................................... DUrham?
ME: Yeah DUrham.
118118: Durham...... COunty Durham........................................... Hmm........... Ah here it is! I have one for DUrham, one for Newcastle, One for gateshead, one for stanlet, one for chester le street one for...
ME: I said DUrham. Can I have the one for Durham please?
118118: Ah okay.
(Gives me the number)
118118: Do you want me to connect you? It only costs 37p to connect from a BT landline?
ME: That would be fantastic if I had a fucking BT landline but makes out I have a mobile and you keeping me on the phone for that extra bit of time has basically eaten most of my effing credit and I probably won't be able to make this effing call anyway now! Tell you what, can you call Granger Games for me in DURHAM and ask for a bloke called Ritchy and say that Neena wants to know if he's out next weekend.
118118: I'm sorry I can't do that.
ME: Well you've been no fucking help to me today have you!?!!

Well by that point I hung up.... The best thing about 118118 is the fact that you can text them with stupid questions and they will text you back. My mate Alex told me this and I didn't believe him so I text them with 'Is thomas the tank engine the dark overlord?' They text me back with 'Thomas the tank engine is not the dark overlord, he is a train on a childrens show that was once narrated by ringo starr from the beetles.' Yeah, thats what I do when I'm bored and not here.
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Clearly 118118 has it's faults because as we all know Thomas IS in fact the Dark Lord.
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Thomas is a twat. He's the fat controllers bitch. Heh.
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Wow Welcome Im also new..
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