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Old 05-08-09   #61
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I watched The Foot Fist Way 2 nights ago, it was fucking great. Danny McBride is my new favoritie comedic actor.
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I watched The Foot Fist Way 2 nights ago, it was fucking great. Danny McBride is my new favoritie comedic actor.
Never heard of that one. What was it about and is it out on DVD yet? I watched Observe And Report the other day. I was pissing myself laughing. That was actually a good call, you were right, mall cop wasn't half as good.
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Watched some crap film called Shutter... Asian film... Wish I hadn't bothered, same formula as The Grudge and every other crap Asian film...

The concept of it was good though, the ending sucked and the whole thing was just... Asian.
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Watched Eragorn tonight. Yhe kid was right.. they fucked up the book in the making...

14YO writes a good book, and hollywierd screws it over... figures.
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I have Eragon on DVD... Didn't think it was a bad film... Not true to the book but I mean... It was still an okay film, just because Robert Carlisle was in it... I liked that.

Gonna watch Notorious tonight hopefully. See if they stay true to the B.I.G history and stuff.

Anyone here seen it yet? They got the fued between Tupac and Him okay didn't they? Or were they making him out to be some little bitch?
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Now today, I am going to watch the remake of House. I dunno if anyone remembers the orignal film House which was made back in the 80's? This one is supposed to be completely different to the orginal but I am off to watch that now.
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Watched some crap film called Shutter... Asian film... Wish I hadn't bothered, same formula as The Grudge and every other crap Asian film...

The concept of it was good though, the ending sucked and the whole thing was just... Asian.
Interesting... I've seen the asian version of that film and I quite liked it. And I'm a guy that usually finds horror movies incredibly dull.
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The Star Trek film is now my favorite movie ever. It was not only better than I expected, but it was completely awesome! Finally filmmakers who can do alternate universe correctly! I loved it, 100 gold stars from Sev.
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Very few movies are ever worth the hype put out for them. No, it was not the second coming of the science fiction novel/film messiah. It also was not Eragon or Stargate SG1. As a matter of fact, it even one upped the Harry Potter movies, in a lot of ways.
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fr0g, I just thought it was bit... same-y ya know?

Who's seen Drag Me To Hell yet?

Wanna watch that but can't find any streaming links online, mind you, it has just came out at the cinema today so I'll probably check next week, see if I can get a look at it.

Watched Angels And Demons... Unrealistic and I was bored half way through, the only good bits were the dead people in it... The ending cut off so the last bit I saw was Ewan McGregor's pasty fucking chunky face fucking off in a helecopter with that fucking science project that don't fucking exist anyway. COME ON! A priest that just happens to know how to fly a helecoper because of his 'army service'. I have heard it all now! Fucking retarded.
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Drag Me To Hell...

What can I say about that film???

Well I watched it and realised that the media have put Roma's into this evil 'I'm gonna curse you for everything!' sect. Really, I mean, not only was I a little outraged over the way they potray Roma's but I was also a little disappointed that the film was so... Predictable...

I knew the ending, thye basically had it plastered up on every poster they brought out... Sad really, they could have done a little more with the film.
Anyway, the main characters were just fucking pathetic, the main girl character... Her lines were fucking stupid and I couldn't focus on what Justin Long had to say because I was fixated on the two fucking things on his forehead that he passes for eyebrows.

The Roma's were put across as a bunch of savages who just hate and hate and say mean shit to others and curse and shit like that and I didn't like that one bit.

All in all, I think the film was disappointing to say the least, no bush or cock either...

She gets dragged to hell in the end...

PS. There are spoilers in this post so if you don't want to know the ending, you shouldn't read what I wrote above this. Bitches.
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Just watched Killshot

Basically this Indian hitman gets himself seen by a couple during a shakedown, he then has to hunt them down and try and waste them so they cant testify against him. it was a good action flick. not a real thinker, but sometimes you need a mindless shooter to waste an evening.

Mickey Rourke is a great actor - totally underrated. Altho I have to say playing a native american hitman cant be too difficult, all it requires is that you show zero emotion and look really badass when you shoot people.

Thomas Jane plays basically the same character he does in every movie since the Punisher - hes a decent supporting actor... but not lead actor material. I think this role could have been cast much better.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a decent job, he played the antagonists annoying sidekick fairly well. You start of liking his character well enough and then slowly begin to hate him throughout the film, it wasn't a glamorous part, but he did it with as much style as the role permitted. Its still hard not seeing him as the kid from 3rd rock from the sun.

I give it a 3/5 - worth watching, but dont pay for it.
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Drag Me To Hell...

What can I say about that film???

Well I watched it and realised that the media have put Roma's into this evil 'I'm gonna curse you for everything!' sect. Really, I mean, not only was I a little outraged over the way they potray Roma's but I was also a little disappointed that the film was so... Predictable...

I knew the ending, thye basically had it plastered up on every poster they brought out... Sad really, they could have done a little more with the film.
Anyway, the main characters were just fucking pathetic, the main girl character... Her lines were fucking stupid and I couldn't focus on what Justin Long had to say because I was fixated on the two fucking things on his forehead that he passes for eyebrows.

The Roma's were put across as a bunch of savages who just hate and hate and say mean shit to others and curse and shit like that and I didn't like that one bit.

All in all, I think the film was disappointing to say the least, no bush or cock either...

She gets dragged to hell in the end...

PS. There are spoilers in this post so if you don't want to know the ending, you shouldn't read what I wrote above this. Bitches.
I laughed my fucking ass off when the demon went into the goat - other than that it was a tragic waste of time.
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Yeah I found that bit shitty. I could have sat through an accountancy lecture and be more entertained.

I want to review Transformers 2 but fr0g has already seen it, I don't even know if it's worth spending £15 for a cinema ticket. I'm gonna ask fr0g how good it was, if it wasn't that good, I think I'll just watch it online and buy a 42" flat screen TV on saturday instead for the new house.
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