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Old 05-15-09   #21
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if indeed it could actually rain cows...i would not go outside, i would wake everyone in da house & tell em to look outside...when they started breaking through da roof i'd tell everyone to run & hide in da basement...when da screaming & mooing subsided i would ask if everyone was alright, then start up da chainsaw & send da misses to da store to buy some freezers...i'd fix myself a banana & peanut butter chocolate shake & fuck like rabbits for hours...after i received da releif check from da government i'd move to Manhattan & live in da subway tunnels for da duration of my morbid existence hoping it never happened again.
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if indeed it could actually rain cows...i would not go outside, i would wake everyone in da house & tell em to look outside...when they started breaking through da roof i'd tell everyone to run & hide in da basement...when da screaming & mooing subsided i would ask if everyone was alright, then start up da chainsaw & send da misses to da store to buy some freezers...i'd fix myself a banana & peanut butter chocolate shake & fuck like rabbits for hours...after i received da releif check from da government i'd move to Manhattan & live in da subway tunnels for da duration of my morbid existence hoping it never happened again.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but I cant even read this.
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& it gave ya a headache to try...lol.
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I stopped after sentance two, when the word "the" became the guttural utterance"da"
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you'd see anyone with a brain hauling the dead cows off in trucks and salvaging the meat, selling the hide and using the rest as dog food. Not often that it rains money.
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Can I change my answer? I like this one better.
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Jarekk, there wouldn't be any point for me to write the same answer down two times.
But, you could answer several times if ya have more ideas. =]
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This thread has become overrun with Baph's bullshit again...

Always shitting on about nothing... I hate that fucker.
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at which point the goblin suddenly realized that all these landing cows must only be the scouts, and indeed, to look at, they looked exactly like cows but not those that one ever saw in fields grazing, no, these were alien in origin, smart, quick eyed, aware, and hundreds of them too, "...but of course, it perfect, why didn't anyone think of it before then..." blurted the goblin on suddenly realizing the truth here, that they had simply let the humans use, milk and eat their kind, so that the humans would create habitation worldwide for them, that is, until the moment was right, then they would arrive, and simply take over from there, but then the goblin's mind ran quickly to the second question of what they will do with the humans now, "revenge" or "incarceration" the goblin wondered, at least they were vegetarian the goblin knew but would that save the humans here....

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Hmm, interesting theory, or maybe the cows are really just alien cattle and they are sent here as spies of sorts, but instead of James Bond running in and just blasting everyone to shit, they send in Mother Teresa with a bag of groceries and when the Chloral Hydrate kicks in she nabs the files and escapes Bond style through the skylight. It made me think of how farmers are always reporting cattle missing and crop circles around the world, do you really think aliens would spend that much time and (money?) to come steal some hamburgers and graffiti some peasant's property? The whole damn shit smells like dead herring to me. I just hope shamalamalan isn't going to write a book based on our findings... I would have to hurt him, but I thought the Happening was sick, I really didn't expect it to be that deep. Never has a movie made me think twice about trees.
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the goblin was just given a line about "raining cows" to write about and did, that's all, challenge met he felt, saying "....no, the book to write now is the one about the great depression of 2009 and the war that followed from it..." somehow his four horses had to be "capitalism's promise of inequality, insecurity's promise of fear, poverty's promise of crime and resignation's promise of childlessness", "...the four horses in the bible might follow on from that then, but it was more likely to be this ending then..."
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