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Old 05-27-09   #41
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I didn't read all that either... Mainly because... Well... You're a fucking prat.
"...yes people who can't post for themselves soon grow weary of other people's posts, but sorry Lenina, actually I don't post for you in fact, hardly surprising, but I could try at some point, in that they say children's comics are interesting, but I will tell you what, you stop heckling me with nothing and I'll stop reminding you that it's nothing that you are heckling me with", careful now, I might ask you to link me to something, that you've never ever done, that merits looking at, MYAHAHAHAHA..." said the goblin knowing that at this point there was nothing left but to fight through the "no contents" trolls here

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did that little bitch just call Lenina a"troll"....


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Old 05-28-09   #43
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the goblin had no way of knowing who was, or wasn't a troll, only that two points became clear here, 1 that the person has admitted to not reading the posts, and 2 that the comments have nothing to do with tread starters topic in hand, "...now how else could one interpret it I wonder..." ventured the goblin, adding "...simply, when one can't argue content, one goes for the person posting it, classic, yes, but a bit too obvious in my view..."
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I find it amusing that you go by "the goblin" (totally fucking cliche btw) but your avatar is some bastardized linux penguin.
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Old 05-28-09   #45
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I find it amusing that you go by "the goblin" (totally fucking cliche btw) but your avatar is some bastardized linux penguin
the goblin was on linux, so yes, tux was for him he felt, and the goblin persona simply stemmed from the two factor here, that he repaired computers, and, as previously explained, that one had to have a persona if one was going to write in third person, "...actually posters, when you want to attack someone like now, it is often a good idea to first google their username to save yourself unneeded barbs..." mentioned the goblin this sunny morning
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Old 05-28-09   #47
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"...first tell me what rules I am breaking here, surely you both have something else to do rather than just attacking me each time like this each time..." ventured the goblin again, adding "...besides, if you stop replying here, this thread ends so the answer is simple, you stop attacking me leaving this the last post here...", somehow the goblin felt he was in his right here, knowing that if he didn't stick up for himself, some other member would turn up and be aggressed in the exact same manner, it just didn't seem American in spirit, and seemed like school bullying
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Old 05-28-09   #49
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"...normally if one doesn't like something, one doesn't waste ones time posting to it.." mentioned the goblin on his own thread, adding "...simply what I post introduces me, and I never ask, nor expect, everybody to like me, nor my posts for that matter, simply I ask them to see themselves in the way they post back to me, in other words not to worry so much about whether I post or what I post, but to concentrate more on what they post, because others will simply make a comparisons here, but not me, I am anonymous with nothing to prove or defend, btw you'll agree that the hit count in an indication of readership is it not, MYAHAHAHAHA..."
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Intelligence... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Tell you what, I don't need a long winded, bullshit, third person, pseudo intelligent post to get my point across...

I don't like you, I am glad I could clarify that.

You want me to write a fucking thesis on you being a twathole?

You come across as a wanker, I suggest that you refrain from looking up websites that contain anything regarding porn (Yes, the penis goes in that hole), anything on computers (You know shit anyway) or your online RPG where you think you are a fucking goblin and contemplate leaving your grandmothers basement at some point.
I would love to be there when that happens, mainly because I would like to see you talk in third person to anyone on the street and I would also like to see you hit them with your pseudo intellectual comments. They will also think you are a fuckhole.
Honestly! I think you have a danger of boring someone to death, I mean, if you want a bag of cheese and onion crisps from a shop, do you actually go in and say:

The goblin stands at the counter and looks into the casheers eyes, as he places a gay pornographic magazine onto the polished white counter and says in a high pitched, homosexual voice: 'Hello, I was just wondering if you could assist me on finding a shimmery pack of savory goods, they are baked and they crunch whenever you bite your teeth down on them, the pack may look blue if they are Lays but green if they are Macoy's, depending upon the brand fair lady, I would like to tantalise my taste buds with some cheddar cheese and spring oninon, not organic but just correctly flavoured enough for me to be satisfied with the burst of mixed savory that will invade my mouth once I devour one.'

See how fucking stupid that sounds!?! Fucking twathole, stop being a fucking twathole.
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the goblin had already stopped posting pictures, but also noticed that this site had a "post funny pictures" thread which would have to be seen in the same light he felt, saying "...actually, I wanted to post pictures there, I suppose it wouldn't be right to do so now as those pictures don't belong to poster either..."
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OH YOU'RE A TOTAL TWATHOLE!
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"...and you are flame goddess..." replied the goblin bathing in fire again, continuing "...keep it up, you'll get better with practice, love it, next flame please, amuse me mortal MYAHAHAHAHAHA..."
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Why do you write so long texts in Every Damn Post !?

For example we don't need to read the "replied the goblin bathing in fire again, continuing" part since yar just sitting in front of a comp and scratch yar balls ! :@
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I have said this before... He don't listen because he's a fucking tool.
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I had already stopped posting pictures, but also noticed that this site had a "post funny pictures" thread which would have to be seen in the same light. "...actually, I wanted to post pictures there, I suppose it wouldn't be right to do so now as those pictures don't belong to poster either..."
No, but most of those are from several sites that are known to most users. And many of them are watermarked with that same info.
If you have an "Amusing" pic you would like to post there, feel free.
If, also, you wish to start a thread with some of the pics you enjoy. Feel free to do so. Just remember to note where you got them as well as who took them.
I.E. "This/these photos were taken by PB member *insert name*."

Or you could try posting some pics you yourself have taken. That would be even more impressive.
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"....same difference..." replied the goblin, adding "...that is, since one doesn't know which one are, or are not, copywrited, and no one has given credit to the author either, so one can't post to one place on a site, and then not post somewhere else, that's utter humbug is it not...", so the goblin felt that he had better respect the original request and not post pictures, in fact he never uploaded pictures, preferring to link them so that the properties would reveal where that picture came from, which album, etc., "...ah, that "music stream" problem, at least this site does play music then..." concluded the goblin
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Why do you write so long texts in Every Damn Post !?

For example we don't need to read the "replied the goblin bathing in fire again, continuing" part since yar just sitting in front of a comp and scratch yar balls ! :@
"...there are many advantages in writing in third person, such as dialog for example, narration too, in third person on can use many characters to donate oneself even and in unison too..." mentioned the goblin posting an example of third person dialog by the same author

repost from elsewhere

"...do you think I talk to myself slot...", "...no goblin you've got the muse and me to talk to, but mind you what with innerman lamenting the superficiality of outerman, and outerman craving "this, that, and the next thing", the wonder is not if you do actually talk to yourself, it's more how you can ever get a word in edgeways...", "...hello you two..." said the muse who popped in from the back room "..I heard that, is that you goblin worrying about whether you talk to yourself then...", "...um, well I, um...""...yep, he sure is, muse...", the slot had noticed the goblin was seated looking down at his shoes woefully, the muse put her hands down on his shoulders from behind him "...there there goblin I am sure you're not talking to yourself, any schizophrenic will tell you that much...", the man in the mirror found the whole image rather appealing as the goblin lifted his hand to his shoulder placing it on hers saying "...thanks muse but...", "...goblin..." she moved around the chair to look at him clearly, then, placing a lone finger on his lips as only a woman could do, spoke softly "...anyone can post but only mad people make interesting posters, leave sanity for shallow people, we're different...", "...that's better Your Madnessty..." joked the slot as the goblin started typing his hapless posts again
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your pseudo intellectual comments
"..that term presupposes that there is a precise line here between "intellectual" and "none intellectual", but that soon falls apart on inspection as "intellectual" means "of the mind" and yet every written word is a representation of some concept is it not, simply it is "of the mind" to be literate here or you couldn't read this then..." mentioned the goblin, adding "...now if one adds "pseudo" to this misdemeanor , the second problem crops up, in that it presupposes that the person judging it has to be either, intellectual enough to be able to judge a fellow intellectual here, or not intellectual enough to judge then, that is, either "I am an intellectual so you are not one" or "you must be an intellectual because I am not one", either way it reflects more on the accuser's ineptness here than on accused who would simply reply "well, which is it then, are you an intellectual, or not one, to be making this accusation"..."

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Shut up you fucking crumb, you piss me off and stop looking words up on dict.org! We all know you're doing it. Fucking turnip.
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