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Old 12-22-06   #1
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Flame im the shit, deal with it

ok so i am pretty much teh best person ever, and i am a lot smarter than i seem.

dont piss me off, or i'll piss on you.

dont tell me im wrong, ill prove right.

dont force thoughts and beliefs on me,

i am a bitch.

i say it with pride.

pms aint shit compared to the anger of a bitch


now. a little about me.

i know what i do, and i do it damn well. i will nto be told that i am inferior. i will nto be told that i will fail, i am heavily motivated into doing what i want when i want, and i usually dont give a fuck who i piss off in the course of doing so.

contrary, i am a very nice person, until youhave given me a reason to dislike you.

hugs and kisses.

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Old 12-22-06   #2
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You make me happy.
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Old 12-22-06   #3
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and why on earth would i make you happy?
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Old 12-22-06   #4
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so.....your an idiot...
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Old 12-22-06   #5
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Because you're a judgemental hypocrite.
And that's just funny to me.
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Old 12-22-06   #6
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Welcome . . .
I slap you around if your not carefull . . . I hate bitches !
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Old 12-22-06   #7
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I liked your introduction.

You mean oll' people, treat people more nicely.
Don't worry about them too much... it's just the way things are around here. They like to sting eachother a little.

So welcome in to our little place.
If you want friendish talks and discussion I recommend the friendship subforum.... it's a nicer atmosphere in there.
Make yourself cosy, and enjoy your stay... that's why are you here no?
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Old 12-22-06   #8
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Bitch as you may be, there are people on here that if you are a bitch to, I'll hunt you down and rip your ugly face off
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Old 12-22-06   #9
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You sure can't spell. Ah- You'll never be better than me.
You are so pathetic and will ultimately fail on this forum.
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Old 12-22-06   #10
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they are already better than you
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Old 12-22-06   #11
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

This thread is already so retarded.

Look At me I'm such a bitch. Which in reality means- Look at me I'm just a pathetic angry little twit.

I'll piss on you- what the fuck-are we in grade school still.

Man- you need to fucking shut up.
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Old 12-22-06   #12
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how bout you pull your head out of your ass, I am sure the smell of your farts are intoxicating
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Old 12-24-06   #13
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Wow. Not the greatest way to introduce yourself around these parts. You're just asking for it.

Welcome to DF, I guess.
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i can't wait for the ngrpwnage.
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Old 05-22-09   #15
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I never caught wind of this till it was far too late... Gutted...

We could have been friends...
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I think the thread starter must have been mistaken herself for me.. I could have given her a run for her money...
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Old 05-22-09   #17
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She posted a whole 11 times wow!
Darkforum news correspondent Sik Simon here with a report I like to 'Flamer gets burned'.

Let's go to a witness who saw what happened on that fateful day in 2006. Dr. Giggles?

Dr. Giggles: Hehheheheheh.
Sik Simon: Hello Mr. Giggles.
Dr. Giggles: Doctor, doctor giggles.
Sik Simon: Oh ok whatever. Anyways, reports claim that you were the mastermind behind the extermination of the so-called 'bitch' of 2006.
Dr. Giggles: HEHEHE yes, well there was this bitch and she said, I quote: "I'm a bitch."
Sik Simon: Ok then what happened?
Dr. Giggles: Well I had to respond, I just said "Well now, did you know I kill bitches hehehehehe?" Then she looked confused like she didn't understand English or something.
Sik Simon: She didn't respond?
Dr. Giggles: No she didn't! I was surprised, but not as surprised as her when I stabbed her in the jugglar with a stainless steel scalpel.
Sik Simon: AH! I understand now! So it wasn't a metaphor! You really do kill bitches?!
Dr. Giggles: Of course. I'm quite literal when I speak. Hehe.

Sik Simon: Well ok we're gonna have to cut you off there Mr. Giggles, you're fucking scaring me. Anyways, this has been another episode of 'Bitches getting stabbed'. I'm Sik Simon, wishing you a happy Memorial Day. Stay stabbin!
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So... that happened.
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Old 05-23-09   #19
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She posted a whole 11 times wow!
Darkforum news correspondent Sik Simon here with a report I like to 'Flamer gets burned'.

Let's go to a witness who saw what happened on that fateful day in 2006. Dr. Giggles?

Dr. Giggles: Hehheheheheh.
Sik Simon: Hello Mr. Giggles.
Dr. Giggles: Doctor, doctor giggles.
Sik Simon: Oh ok whatever. Anyways, reports claim that you were the mastermind behind the extermination of the so-called 'bitch' of 2006.
Dr. Giggles: HEHEHE yes, well there was this bitch and she said, I quote: "I'm a bitch."
Sik Simon: Ok then what happened?
Dr. Giggles: Well I had to respond, I just said "Well now, did you know I kill bitches hehehehehe?" Then she looked confused like she didn't understand English or something.
Sik Simon: She didn't respond?
Dr. Giggles: No she didn't! I was surprised, but not as surprised as her when I stabbed her in the jugglar with a stainless steel scalpel.
Sik Simon: AH! I understand now! So it wasn't a metaphor! You really do kill bitches?!
Dr. Giggles: Of course. I'm quite literal when I speak. Hehe.

Sik Simon: Well ok we're gonna have to cut you off there Mr. Giggles, you're fucking scaring me. Anyways, this has been another episode of 'Bitches getting stabbed'. I'm Sik Simon, wishing you a happy Memorial Day. Stay stabbin!
What station is that on? I'd be tunin in all the time for sure.
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Old 05-24-09   #20
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Ha! I remember Dr. Giggles from back in the day. He was a creepy B-movie doctor from back in the day who giggled when he killed people. He giggled when he was hurt as well. It's old-sKooL...but a decent flick.
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