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Old 05-17-09   #21
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who did YW end up being?
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maybe it was that guy from your link in the other thread..
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Holy fuck! I know it's not on topic but I just saw the sky light up with purple heat lightning and it caught my eye cuz it was like, i dunno two hundred yards away, anyways it struck a transformer and there are all these sparks and the transformer then exploded and that was purple too... it was like some back to the future shit. NOW my cop neighboors don't have power! HA! tonight must be my night.
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I am willing to bet hes such a disgusting person that the litter box is in his bedroom or kitchen and its sat there months without being emptied. This is why i could never understand people with house cats, do they enjoy having a house that smells like piss and shit all the time? Thats why dogs are better, you install a doggie door or let em out in the yard and they even bury it for you when they come back. disgusting, cats bleh.

I agree to a point. Not all people with house cats neglect the litter box.
I have a cat (he is a Manx) and I have my fiance clean it every day.
Damn does he shit alot so I hear- but he has a shitless litter box at least once a day. And it gets changed every saturday. We have a schedule for the pets to clean the potty areas. So the house is never stinky. The cat box is located in the garage and we do have a cat door installed. Although I must say...the cat acts more like a dog that a cat- perhaps he;s just a pup trapped in the wrong body.lol
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I agree to a point. Not all people with house cats neglect the litter box.
I have a cat (he is a Manx) and I have my fiance clean it every day.
Damn does he shit alot so I hear- but he has a shitless litter box at least once a day. And it gets changed every saturday. We have a schedule for the pets to clean the potty areas. So the house is never stinky. The cat box is located in the garage and we do have a cat door installed. Although I must say...the cat acts more like a dog that a cat- perhaps he;s just a pup trapped in the wrong body.lol
What kind of cat food do you feed them? Supposedly a better grade of cat food will be absorbed more and they will poop less.
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I dislike cats... We all have their parasite Toxoplasmosi gondi or some shit like that... Aparrently, it effects about half of the population of the world and it makes women more outgoing and men boring... Evertone effected by it has a guilty complex though...

It's fucking true! I read the effing news! SOme scientist has done tests on people who own or have owned a cat... Talk about invasion of the body snatchers eh!?!
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If they defacate often- it's a sign of a healthy digestive system. Often times it is from over-consumption of water, if such a thing exists. The body flushes more toxins through the urine and waste build-up in the tissues and organs is passed through the liver more often then the lymph nodes under the arms and in the groin area of the legs (bloodstream). The latter being less effective and generally unwanted. If it really is a problem than I suggest a water consumption limit. A healthy amount of water for a 4 lb cat should be no less than 1/25 of a gallon a day (a little less than a cup) Any less than that is just inhumane. Cats are 70 percent water just like us, and there is no maximum limit *well there is but it's ridiculous*. Water and healthy digestion is essential to any animal's well-being and is linked directly to proper body weight balance and protein absorbtion.
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I dislike cats... We all have their parasite Toxoplasmosi gondi or some shit like that... Aparrently, it effects about half of the population of the world and it makes women more outgoing and men boring... Evertone effected by it has a guilty complex though...

It's fucking true! I read the effing news! SOme scientist has done tests on people who own or have owned a cat... Talk about invasion of the body snatchers eh!?!
You think that's interesting, then you should check this out.
http://www.livescience.com/health/05...d_readers.html
Of course I already assumed this, but it's nice to have some scientific understanding on it.
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Check the date stamp on this shit, Tonto. And as a side note, youngwerther wasn't real.
Genius move on my part--my bad.

Yeah, in retrospect... What WAS I thinking? bleh... sorry.
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You think that's interesting, then you should check this out.
http://www.livescience.com/health/05...d_readers.html
Of course I already assumed this, but it's nice to have some scientific understanding on it.
So we are all mind readers!?!
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