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Old 04-26-09   #1
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I DO COCAINE

The best clownin around I've ever seen:
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Old 05-06-09   #2
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alpha, did you fall into a time warp where everything happens for you a year later than it actually did?
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Maybe he's just overly nostalgic. Cocaine does me.
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I was just sharing what I thought was funny moments. Yeah, I know it's old, but still good. Like watching mickey mouse.
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who is micky mouse?
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Q.) is this the best iPhone application ever?

A.) yes.

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I'm glad to see you guys are half as bored as I am with this world.
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Only in America...

Lemme pay for an app that implies drug usage instead of buying the drugs..

But i bet the cops will have fun with this one..
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You is under arrest for possession of drugs son

but it iSnort!

you is under arrest for possession of drugs son! (beats with stick till the white guy dies) WHERES YOU GOD NOW HUH? WERE HE NOW SON!
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You is under arrest for possession of drugs son

but it iSnort!

you is under arrest for possession of drugs son! (beats with stick till the white guy dies) WHERES YOU GOD NOW HUH? WERE HE NOW SON!
Most cops are actually pretty dorky bastards. It involves alot of reading and writing and shit, I can't imagine one being that unintelligent. The reason being that knowledge is power. A knowledgable crook has an equal amount of power as a knowledgable cop, without the other the men are suddenly jobless. The cop because without criminals... well you understand, and the crook because... well because without cops I reckon most would just shoot in face ask questions later.
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Most cops are actually pretty dorky bastards. It involves alot of reading and writing and shit, I can't imagine one being that unintelligent. The reason being that knowledge is power. A knowledgable crook has an equal amount of power as a knowledgable cop, without the other the men are suddenly jobless. The cop because without criminals... well you understand, and the crook because... well because without cops I reckon most would just shoot in face ask questions later.
Some cops ARE that stupid..

Hell, once, my ex-wife was stopped by a CHP. She showed him her ID from Hawaii. And he came back with the honest question of "What country are you from?"
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Some cops ARE that stupid..

Hell, once, my ex-wife was stopped by a CHP. She showed him her ID from Hawaii. And he came back with the honest question of "What country are you from?"
WTFLOL!!! COPS: Monkeys with guns! The new series on FOZX/
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