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Old 01-23-08   #61
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People dragging faux mothers onto the forum to defend their lack of social skills.
We had excitement here for a couple of hours and I missed it!

Still funny though.
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Old 03-30-08   #62
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Old 03-30-08   #63
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Woo! 700 posts in 7 years.
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Old 04-22-08   #64
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I saw one of those Telecafe ads on tv, and it reminded me of an ex-friend of mine who had used that service. He met the love of his life, and moved to the coast with her, only to discover that she was already married, and her husband was on a mission to hunt my friend down and kill him.

It was pretty funny.
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Old 06-30-08   #65
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The idea of a heavy smoker giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
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Old 10-03-08   #66
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I got shitfaced (i.e. extremely drunk), and had a confrontation with a big HUnstman spider. It had been hiding behind a picture on the wall, and had emerged in an aggressive pose (I guess). I turned the light on (it around 4am), and I yelled at it - "Come on, cunt! Ooh, look at you, so big and menacing! Come on! COme and get me, cunt!" And, it did...it seemed to come at me, onto my bed towards me...

I put my face almost right up to it, yelling stuff, ready to punch it out, when it skulked into a cut in my matress...

I decided that there was no way I was sleeping on that matress, so I dragged the matress out to the yard and doused it with terpentine, and then set it alight,

I had nowhere to sleep that night, but fuck it lol
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Old 03-23-09   #67
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My father actually called me thought skype nagging me to finish all my homework which I have done all my homework of the day....
Think he has nothing to do? ==''
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Old 04-28-09   #68
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She came up and hugged me
No reason other than she hadn't seen me in a few days.
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Old 04-28-09   #69
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I got all fucked up on Keystone light and went to work. They said they could smell the alcohol on me, so I responded "I blame the schools." They just looked at me funny. That amused the shit out of me today.
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Old 06-09-09   #70
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The fact that i returned from doing laundry {i walk there and back} 10 minutes before it started pouring rain!!!
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Old 06-09-09   #71
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I got all fucked up on Keystone light and went to work. They said they could smell the alcohol on me, so I responded "I blame the schools." They just looked at me funny. That amused the shit out of me today.
did they send you home?
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Old 06-10-09   #72
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haha Actually this was yesterday, but what the hell....

While loading coins into the dryer, i actually read the instructions posted on it. Then noticed that it was on every dryer...

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Before starting dryer. Please check to be sure that there are no children or small animals inside the unit.
How often do you NOT notice if there is a child you are thowing your clothes onto in the 3 foot across opening?!!!!
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Old 06-11-09   #74
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Wednesday evening .
The way my BF reacted , me crying on the phone and being upset .
Why can't most men deal with crying woman ?
It was so comical , he made me laugh .
Then he got made , because I laughed at him hihihi

We made up , no worries
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Old 06-16-09   #75
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Sorry, "got MAD" not made sextoy...

Heh, when spammers are getting the "you can't post" message cause they got banned!!!
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Old 06-16-09   #76
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Why can't most men deal with crying woman ?

It depends on what you are crying about, if its totally nonsensical - its because we dont fucking understand why you are crying!!!

you girls drop tears like the sky drops rain.... men cry too (dont fucking lie guys) but only when it makes sense to cry. you girls cry over losing a parking spot, it just doesnt make sense to us.

I bet you could make me cry. I bet id like it.
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that Mani is too busy with whatever to bother sniding me about flirting with new members..
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uncle said he sent me pms
but I havent received any
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that Mani is too busy with whatever to bother sniding me about flirting with new members..
ya, that "whatever" has a name, asshole, and its name is PORN!!

but im back now.

what'd I miss?
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yes you did!
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