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Old 12-02-08   #1
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Preventing the word.

The word is TWAT people!
I dyed my hair today... It's black-blue...
Not only do I look like the fucking undead, I also look like a twat and I just spent an hour brushing it this morning and then I dyed it this colour because I ran out of blue hairdye and when I went out to buy some two of my mates have blue hair now and I'm like 'Why in the holy FUCK would you dye your muthafucken hair blue when I have had it this colour for well over a fucken year now and you teo said I looked sackless and took the piss out of me for having blue hair in the fucking first place!?!'
To which they said. 'It's fashionable'.
What!?!

Did I start a fucking trend now!?!

Don't want green hair again because it is too much trouble, Red is just horrid and Pink fades in a day.

I say it again..... TWAT!

I didn't want to look like the fucking smurf gang with my mates and all the other colours are canny Kack like and the colour I decided on (Deep Purple) is gonna take a fucking month to order in. I will probably have to get that shit in fucking job lots too.

I just wanted my blue fucking hair back.... It had faded so much that it looked like I had a fucking granny blue-rinse and I didn't want people asking me 'HEW! Ye got a blue-rinse like?' Because it is obvious that I would go to a fucking hair dresser to get a blue fucking rinse isn't it!

So now my hair is a dark black and it looks blue because I just dyed over it. I look like a fucking pin up for emo and now I'm getting the dreaded shouting at 'HEW!!!! GOFFFFFFIIIICCCC!'

I look like a twat and a member of the fucking emo clan...

GUTTED.
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I look like a twat. I have gone into hiding. I guess I could post a pic but I look like a twat.
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Don't you start tiggs. Cricket is a shitty middle-class sport.

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I'm sure you looked like a twat with the blue hair too.
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Nah, I looked like an arsehole with blue hair. Get your descriptions correctly mang.
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Silence you! You dun bad and you are not a nice stretch of man chicken! He tried to bugger me everyone!!!!! Dy is a bugger...er...

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and that's news since what, 1980?
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Nah, it's kinda ghey now...
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Cricket is a shitty middle-class sport.
Amen baby. I'm so over this cricket shit, can't get into it never could and I hope the Aussies get their asses kicked all over the bloody shop.

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Don't want green hair again because it is too much trouble, Red is just horrid and Pink fades in a day.
Don't worry girl, I usually go with corvette red fudge in the back and fringe blond, but atm I couldn't be assed so I have this disgusting washed out dark brown and I feel tragic. Blue hair had that and I hate IT when it fades.

Just crab some blue fudge and the next asshole that calls you an emo take it out of your bag and squirt it in their face. They'll look like bank robbers gone bad. That shit takes ages to get out of skin.
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