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Old 02-25-08   #1
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Hi, I am somewhat of an artist I guess. I paint, though I haven't sold anything. I write, but I've never thought of being published. So by night
I am a secret artist, by day I'll take your order and have you through in
under 2 minutes. Cool forum.
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Old 02-25-08   #2
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welcome to the DF ......
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Old 02-25-08   #3
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Old 02-25-08   #4
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Howdy

Can you supersize my napkin? Or can I get my drive-thru order to eat in? And what direction does the straw go in? I keep getting it backwards and it blows bubbles.
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Old 02-26-08   #5
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2 minutes !??? To slow !
And your losing points by using newb instead of n00b !

Welcome to the madhouse called DF !
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We are giving out points for that sorta thing now?

Why wasn't I notified?
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Old 03-02-08   #7
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hmmm after being here so long and looking at all the generalized "hi i am new please dont eat me" post this one i actually found funny .... i think i am going to like this one....

though i must agree with the DutchGothDiva, that this payne does deserve to lose some points
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Can you supersize my napkin? Or can I get my drive-thru order to eat in? And what direction does the straw go in? I keep getting it backwards and it blows bubbles.
You so punny
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hehe .... welcome.. enjoy yourself...
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