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Old 02-21-08   #1
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Bathroom Etiquette

Why do old guys at my job feel that it is appropriate to strike a conversation while peeing at adjoining urinals?

If I have my dick in my hand, and you have your dick in your hand - lets not chat, make eye contact or otherwise engage in recognition of each others presence.

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Old 02-21-08   #2
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Old people think that they are beyond etiquette. They cut in line, crank at people, and fart loudly in public. They really think they don't have to follow rules any more. Or maybe they just don't care.
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I've always found it odd that men's bathrooms weren't more geared toward privacy to begin with. In the ladies' room you hear people carrying on whole conversations and stuff which makes me think the guys need the privacy of the stalls more.
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Yeah, I don't think I could chat anyone but a pretty damn close friend while pissing.
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Hahaha...when I was in high school, the mens bathroom was stripped bare. They had no soap dishes cuz they pissed in them, no stall doors cuz they were caught swinging on them, and no paper towels cuz they used them to clog toilets and overflow.

At my job the mens' stall doors don't have locks cuz the bums go and sleep/whack off in there and the drunks piss all over the floor.

Why is when ever I go into the mens room they follow me in there?
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Yeah. Piss time is personal time. its a solitary thing.

i was in this one horrible situation in a public mens restroom. there were 5 urinals, empty. guy comes in, instead of pissing on the other end, like a rational person, he stands right next to me.
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yeah ppl at my work seem to think its cool to chat on their cell phone while taking a shit.
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I remember once at the casino, walking into the mens room to find an old smelly bag lady who was offering guys to "hold it" for them while they pissed.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. The guys were all talking about it in the packed toilets on the other side of the complex. Apparently security had kicked her out a number of times, and the police were on the way.
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...In the ladies' room you hear people carrying on whole conversations and stuff which makes me think the guys need the privacy of the stalls more.
Women don't talk much while they are in the stalls, though. It's mostly in front of the mirrors. Unless we are drunk, then we will yell at each other through the stalls to carry on the conversation.

I've been known to use the men's bathroom a few times if there's a really long line at the women's. But only if it's a single-toilet bathroom. Men's bathrooms are generally pretty scuzzy, but not any worse than the public washrooms in Europe. Ew.
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i would totally let an old homeless cunt hold my dick.

she wasn't charging though, was she?
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I didn't stay long enough to find out.
Besides, who knows what weird diseases it'd be carrying on those dirty knarly hands. Or what if she was some serial penis collector and had a blade hidden somewhere.

Ech.
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Women don't talk much while they are in the stalls, though. It's mostly in front of the mirrors. Unless we are drunk, then we will yell at each other through the stalls to carry on the conversation.

I've been known to use the men's bathroom a few times if there's a really long line at the women's. But only if it's a single-toilet bathroom. Men's bathrooms are generally pretty scuzzy, but not any worse than the public washrooms in Europe. Ew.
I am a woman, and yes, some people do do that not while drunk. It could just be the area of the country I live in. I have come to the conclusion that there are many people in this world who cannot shut up for even five minutes and I'm convinced they probably even talk in their sleep.

I have no major hang-ups though I do prefer as much privacy as I can get, so unless you're out of paper, just leave me alone to pee, please.
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I used to be surprised when other ladies would converse with me while "eliminating", but I have become accustomed to it now and though I won't I begin a stall to stall conversation, I am comfortable continuing one begun in the open bathroom area.
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