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Old 06-28-01   #1
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An Atheist was Taking a Walk . . .

(don't blame me, it's one of those email jokes that I keep getting from all over the place. It is quite vindictive of Christianity as a whole though, not to mention funny)

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him; reaching for him with is left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh, my God ! ! ! . . ."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "it would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps, could you make the bear a Christian?"
“Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw . . . brought both paws together . . . bowed his head and spoke.
"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful".

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that poor dumb stupid guy ....... at least the bear won't go hungry
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some ppl can be sooo stupid...
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I thought the joke was funny.
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i thought it was funny too...its just the dude in the joke is stoopid...
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that was funny but that guy was an idiot
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