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Old 12-10-07   #21
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haha! nice. I am always amused by the stupid fucking Quebecors that drive on our roads!
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Old 12-11-07   #22
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Yesterday, I got to see alot of wildlife while driving to a jobsite.

Once there, I ran into someone who passed me on the drive up. While were were talking about the drive, I commented on all the critters I saw.

She told me she didn't see any of them so I had to explain one of my favorite sayings about Tourons.

"hurry up, you might miss something"

She still doesn't understand what that means.
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Old 12-11-07   #23
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Everyone amused me today. People are completely fucked up.

F.e. I got introduced to three new guys at work. They were unable to look into my eyes, while saying their name, instead stared at my boobs. I was wearing a tight shirt today, what a huge mistake.
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I knew a stripper in SLC once who had a tee shirt made especially for such occasions.


In very small print, right in the middle of her cleavage it read

"STOP staring at my chest!"

You had to get close to actually read it. Close enough for her to slap you for trying to. Which was the plan all along
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Old 12-11-07   #25
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That is what I call inspiration, thankies. That is worth the try.
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The fact that the only way I've been sleeping like a baby lately is by watching the England - Sri Lanka Test Match.
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That I woke people up with my drunken singing.

But it's ok. I have a good singing voice
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wouldn't you like move next to me? A duet would be nice.
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The whole darkness site and Sire's sheeps that are posting there.
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and cream cheese!
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I saw than one "cumin".
That would be funny if the word was pronounced with a short U. Actually, it is still amusing anyway.
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wouldn't you like move next to me? A duet would be nice.
I'd make you sing cheesy Eighties love songs. Or anything with falsetto (I can only do mid-range).
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If you two can pull that off to a level of being kicked out of a Karaoke bar. I'll be impressed.
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If you two can pull that off to a level of being kicked out of a Karaoke bar. I'll be impressed.
But I'm a good singer...
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Old 12-15-07   #35
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my violoncello, you, me ... well.
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We ought to get a video gallery of such things on here. Similar to the Girls/Guys of darkforum.
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no way, that would kill the chamber-like atmosphere of this forum. We would have so many viewers, muahaha. Beside, I'm not a photogenic person.
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- There is building directly next door to my work that is being reconstructed. The building has a door on the side with huge NO TRESPASSING sign and big menacing-looking locks/latches on it but it's highly windy here today and despite all that stuff on it it's blowing open and closed freely.

- I saw a bumper sticker while running errands at lunch that I laughed at:

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my violoncello, you, me ... well.
The fact that you play violoncello (which I actually had to look up wtf that was)....

THAT amused me today
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That would be funny if the word was pronounced with a short U. Actually, it is still amusing anyway.
I should have used the alternate spelling/pronunciation: Cummin - definition of Cummin by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

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