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Old 03-26-07   #1
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I threw a bottle of my own urine at someone today

Bastard NHS pieces of shit.

I went to my doctor's today and they refused to even see me for the appointment I'd made last week because I tried to do the right thing by letting them know my new address. Bastardfuckers said they could no longer see me and would be deleting my medical files from their records because I now - get this - live two and a half miles outside their catchment area.

The practice manager was the kind of mealy mouthed cow that tries soooooooooooo hard to understand yet speaks to you like a three year old and still says no. What is so damn complicated about understanding that I want to continue seeing the doctor I’ve been seeing since I was bloody eleven?! I was scared and upset already, so totally went to pieces and threw my wee sample at the bitch.

I don’t think they’d be having me back there now, anyway.
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lmao thats brill! shitty about not being able to see the doc but brill for chucking the piss at her.
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She was taking the piss already; why not let her keep it?
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would you go to BED damnit!
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Gotta love that universal government healthcare.
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Gotta love that universal government healthcare.
so fast on the trigger finger i didn't get a chance to post "cue knee-jerk redneck American reaction..."
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Only if you promise to come with me!


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I'd drag Billy off to bed too but his girlfriend would kick my ass ten ways to Sunday and still make it in time for the news.......
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so fast on the trigger finger i didn't get a chance to post "cue knee-jerk redneck American reaction..."
yes because clearly individualism and a hatred for socialism is akin to being a redneck. Whats the matter cant live without the government doing everything for ya?
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Why not drag him off to a nuclear bunker or CIA headquarters or something? You know, use your super-sneaky skills!
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Why not drag him off to a nuclear bunker or CIA headquarters or something? You know, use your super-sneaky skills!
I would but she's a ninja.

At least that's the word on the street.
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LOL. Good apart from the whole pee palaver. I'm currently selling all my personal belongings so that I can go travelling around the world when the lease on my house runs out in February next year. First stop, Ohio to see Water. Then who knows! I'll happily come annoy anyone in here that I know reasonably well. Except Arsi. Him I'd just shag seven ways from Sunday and then bugger off ;P You, though, babe, I'd use for sex and then make you breakfast.
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Coolness. If you steal mine, though, watch out for the guys in the white coats, they keep telling me I should visit them. No idea why, they don't look like relatives.
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LOL. Good apart from the whole pee palaver. I'm currently selling all my personal belongings so that I can go travelling around the world when the lease on my house runs out in February next year. First stop, Ohio to see Water. Then who knows! I'll happily come annoy anyone in here that I know reasonably well. Except Arsi. Him I'd just shag seven ways from Sunday and then bugger off ;P You, though, babe, I'd use for sex and then make you breakfast.
As long as breakfast is involved, I'm game. You bring the handcuffs, I'll bring the string cheese........
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yes because clearly individualism and a hatred for socialism is akin to being a redneck. Whats the matter cant live without the government doing everything for ya?
no. yes because you will attempt to reduce very thread to 'might is right' and 'amurica, amurica, rah, rah, rah' regardless of context. that's redneck.
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why didnt you go the smart route and dump it on the people in the waiting room and proclaim "i swear to god if you dont take me i will come here every fucking day with a fresh batch, the shit i dont eat off my plate, and all of my bodily functions. either i will go to jail or your office will be so offensive that ghandi wouldnt even walk in."
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