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Old 02-18-07   #41
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Old 02-18-07   #42
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Hmm, went several ways on the last page...
marriage, then kids, then pot..

Hmmm, I believe there IS a connection in all of that!!!!

Funny how it all works out...
Keep the kids stoned so they don't get pregnant, married, or have kids!!!
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but stoned sex is so much fun!
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Here, here Tozzy! I love doing it stoned...we have a lot more fun.

And Tigs, there is a definite connection. You start smoking to deal with the kids you had after marriage. It's the only way you can refrain from slitting your wrists somedays. Because you have to stay calm in the face of a screaming child, jumping up and down in the middle of the aisle at Blockbuster over a movie who then takes off running up and down aisles...you're trying to do the right thing, when all you want to do is match tone and get the little tyrant to calm down. To boot my little princess likes to yell "Why are you doing this to me?!" at the top of her lungs when she doesn't get what she wants... Yeah. I love that child more than anything, but she makes me want to scream and punch walls some days.
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Can't. It'd be a medical miracle (and my own personal curse) if I did.
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And why is that? Did you have those overies removed?
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Here, here Tozzy! I love doing it stoned...we have a lot more fun.

And Tigs, there is a definite connection. You start smoking to deal with the kids you had after marriage. It's the only way you can refrain from slitting your wrists somedays. Because you have to stay calm in the face of a screaming child, jumping up and down in the middle of the aisle at Blockbuster over a movie who then takes off running up and down aisles...you're trying to do the right thing, when all you want to do is match tone and get the little tyrant to calm down. To boot my little princess likes to yell "Why are you doing this to me?!" at the top of her lungs when she doesn't get what she wants... Yeah. I love that child more than anything, but she makes me want to scream and punch walls some days.
LOL thats why parents in the 70's and 80's had Valium!!
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Can't. It'd be a medical miracle (and my own personal curse) if I did.
Then i sure as hell ain't sleeping with you!! My sperm have only a 120% chance at causing pregnancy!!
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Karma my ass. My parents even said I was the best child they could have hoped for. I didn't cry, scream, throw tantrums....I just started that in my teen years apparently.

Lilan is too smart for her own good. She called me yesterday while she was out with Norma to ask if she could have a dwarf rabbit. I've never had a rabbit and the word dwarf told me it should be small. Fuck no. This thing is as big as a God damn cat. We take it out, I'm scared to death of it and its teeth, so it starts running around. It must have got its paw caught on something because it starts bleeding...so now I have bunny blood prints on my beige carpet. To make it worse, I pick the fucking thing up in a towel and somehow it shakes it's paw loose, flinging blood all over my face and shirt. I screamed and dropped it...so now Lilan is pissed at me.

I love my house, I swear.
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so now I have bunny blood prints on my beige carpet. To make it worse, I pick the fucking thing up in a towel and somehow it shakes it's paw loose, flinging blood all over my face and shirt. I screamed and dropped it....
That's hot.
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That's weird.
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i cant believe your scared of a 5 pound rabbit. that's too funny.
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i cant believe your scared of a 5 pound rabbit. that's too funny.
Hey! Fuck you Gus. Did you look at that thing's teeth?! It could probably bite the tip of my finger off.

And for your information Lilan and I had the rabbit out tonight. He was bouncing around her room. It was funny as fuck. He would just stop and sit up on his hind legs and sniff.

I still don't like it.
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you're asleep right now, so ill post.

he's just a bunny. when little girls think of happy things they think of flowers, baby deers, and bunnies, its cleche. he's just a little horny bunny. maybe i just identify with him. he's cute and he bounces. you'll warm up to him.
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