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Old 06-22-01   #1
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The virginity dilemma

A woman goes to see her doctor a few days before her wedding day. She explains that she hasn’t told her husband that she is no longer a virgin. She begs him for some remedy that will make her a virgin again. The doctor laughs for a minute but then tells her that medically he can’t help her, but that there is one thing she can do to regain that tight feeling. He explains that she is to wear a rubber band around her upper thigh on the night of the wedding and then when her husband slips in, she is to snap it and tell him that it is her hymen popping. Confident that it will work the woman goes home and prepares for the big day.

The Wedding night….

The woman and her new husband are in bed passionately embraced. The man slips in and the woman snaps the rubber band. The man screams.

He yells “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???”

She smiles sweetly “Oh that hunny, don’t worry about it, that’s just my virginity snapping”

He yells again “WELL FUCKIN’ SNAP IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S GOT MY BALLS!!!”


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Old 06-27-01   #2
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but the rubberband would be broken before attaching to the balls..
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that poor guy......i feel so sorry for him
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...

M- Snap also means a sharp or crackling sound. Ye know like in snap, crackle....POP!

SG- ...hehe...

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Old 06-29-01   #5
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but the rubberband would be broken before attaching to the balls..

i agree...or either it would still be on her leg...
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