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Old 03-23-06   #21
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what would be better is a scene where she's sucking some guys dick, and like, you could do it in a green tint, and then BAM! the guy cums a gigantic spike right through her head, because, y'know, he's a demon, and then you could have red tint...and for shits and giggles, nicole richie could come into the room and laugh...
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what would be better is a scene where she's sucking some guys dick, and like, you could do it in a green tint...........
seen it. i think a better horror movie would be her actually enjoying it.
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I really doesn't care wtf?!
Or What will I loose if they kick me out of forum? OH I beg you pleaase. Don't do this!!

Problem is anyone doesn't have right to insult anyone if he or she doesn't know fucking English well. I know 6 languages and my head is fucked up. Stop playing like a COOL BOY or COOL GIRL. At least I don't continue my life with eating oily chips and playing with my acnes. Just look at the mirror and then start to judge people Mr.3in1 Sk8t3rBo1
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excuse me?

what the fuck are you on about?

who are you babbling about?

who are you calling a spotty skaterkid?

who are you saying can't speak english?

i hope not me.

[wrote this in a nice format so you can quote/reply to each of them...if you can]
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If you live in an English-speaking country, fucking speak English. It's not that hard. Big gay stamp. Right there. ON your forehead.
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a friend of mine has a tshirt -

"WELCOME TO ENGLAND...

NOW SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!"

made it himself. the text is on the front of a dictionary/how-to-speak style book.
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I -really- hate when people decide to use the "You're American, therefore you must be a complete fat ass" approach when they're insulting someone. Lame.
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i'm american, and i'm a fat ass, but i don't have acne...except on my ass...i'm also a ravenous raven ravaging ravers...in other words, i make as much sense as Codesia...w3rd up! |337 /|\4573r!
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I really doesn't care wtf?!
Or What will I loose if they kick me out of forum? OH I beg you pleaase. Don't do this!!

Problem is anyone doesn't have right to insult anyone if he or she doesn't know fucking English well. I know 6 languages and my head is fucked up. Stop playing like a COOL BOY or COOL GIRL. At least I don't continue my life with eating oily chips and playing with my acnes. Just look at the mirror and then start to judge people Mr.3in1 Sk8t3rBo1
No insults unless you can use proper grammar? Hypocrite. Let's tally your grammatical errors fuck-nut.

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That's 13, not counting errors that would be counted using American English but not United Kingdom English.

Let's list, shall we? (Rhetorical question.)

- "doesn't" is the incorrect word. I believe "don't" would be appropriate.
- "wtf," although an internet-born acronym, is not grammatically correct. Maybe if you wrote the words out, you wouldn't sound like you mix concrete for a living.
- "?!" is not formatted correctly. "!?" is the commonly accepted form of that combined puncuation.
- "What" being the second word of a sentence is capitalized.
- The "H" in "OH" is capitalized.
- There should be a comma after a preposition such as "OH." [sic]
- "pleaase" has two "a's."
- "Don't do this!!" What exactly is "this?" While not technically a grammatical error when used as a manner-of-speech, I'm counting it because you're a dumbass.
- There needs to be a "The," or "A" before the word "Problem." Otherwise it's an incorrectly formatted sentence.
- You used "anyone" twice in the sentence, when the former "anyone" should be "nobody."
- "Acnes" is pluralized. Since Acne is a condition, a person cannot have multiples of Acne.
- There is no space after the period of "Mr."
- Your final sentence does not have a period at the end.

There are a handfull of other errors that I would count if we were strictly adhereing to American English.

I would apologize or get the fuck out of this argument if only for the purpose of not demeaning yourself further.

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