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Old 06-17-01   #1
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Here's my joke, albeit a shit one:

There's an English Man, An Irish Man and a Scottish Man sitting on this construction site on their dinner break. The English man opens his lunchbox and says "Fukkin hell, Jam sandwiches again? If I get Jam sandwiches tomorrow, I'm gonna jump of this scaffolding and kill myself". So the Scotsman opens his lunch box and says "Och Ladee! Cheese Sandwiches again! If aah get cheese sandwiches again tomorrow, aah gonna jump off this scaffolding!". So the Irish man opens his lunch box, and says "Ahh b'jesus, Ham Sandwiches again! If I get Ham sandwiches again tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this scaffolding".

So the next day comes, and the English man opens his lunchbox, "Jam sandwiches!", off he jumps -Splat!-. The Scotsman opens his: "Cheese sandwiches!", -splat!-. The Irishman opens his, "Cheese sandwiches!!", jumps off -splat-

So all the wives are at the funeral, obviously upset at their husbands deaths, the English woman says "I can't understand it, why didn't he just tell me he didn't want Jam sandwiches and I would have made him something else!", The Scotswoman replies: "I know, I don't know why my husband didn't tell me either, I would have made him something else"... And the Irish woman thinks for a bit, and says "I don't understand... He makes his own sandwiches".

Har har har, thankyou ladies and gentlemen
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Old 06-18-01   #2
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haha that was cute ... lol
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lol..That was funny..
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Old 06-18-01   #4
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I'll have to remember that one. It was funny shit.
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im sensing some anti-Irish sentiments here, ya'll better reconize we Irish be the blacks O' Europe
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heheheh

ive heard that one, only it was with an irish guy, italian guy, and polish guy, and quess who jumps...the polish guy.....typical for jokes, i liked this version though...
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