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Old 04-21-05   #1
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Just showing my distaste...

What the fuck is it with that chick Jennifer Simpson? I was channel bopping today when I saw her and her asshole boyfriend/husband whatever and she says "So why do they call tuna chicken of the sea? They don't look like chickens..." HOW DOES THAT DUMB BITCH MANAGE TO BREATHE!?!?!?!

People wonder why this generation of teens are dumbasses.... It's because the parents are letting them watch that tripe! She is all over the freaking news papers and music news! I can't watch the SUrreal life without a commercial ranting on about how great she is!

WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL????

She can't fucking sing to save her damn life!

I would rather watch napolian Dynamite with his judo skills....
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Old 04-21-05   #2
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isn't it jessica?

that ep was fecking funny though!
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Is it? I thought it was Jennifer.... It is Jennifer... Isn't it?
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it could be, but im sure its jessica..how about blonde bimbo?
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itz Jessica.....

and yeah, i remember that episode.....she's quite an idiot......i remember FUSE (another music program show) was runnin' this ad for fuse, makin' fun of MTV, and they had this chick that looked like Jessica Simpson, and she was usin' a rolling pin on a banana right....and the hubby cums in and goes "What you doin' Jessica?"....and she said "Makin' a fruit roll-up!"......awe....funny
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What the fuck is it with that chick Jennifer Simpson? I was channel bopping today when I saw her and her asshole boyfriend/husband whatever and she says "So why do they call tuna chicken of the sea? They don't look like chickens..." HOW DOES THAT DUMB BITCH MANAGE TO BREATHE!?!?!?!

People wonder why this generation of teens are dumbasses.... It's because the parents are letting them watch that tripe! She is all over the freaking news papers and music news! I can't watch the SUrreal life without a commercial ranting on about how great she is!

WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL????

She can't fucking sing to save her damn life!

I would rather watch napolian Dynamite with his judo skills....
Jennifer?

Don't you mean Jessica Simpson?

Atleast get their name right the next time you want to bitch about someone.

Quite ironic you're calling her stupid
The only thing that seperates you two is Simpson is hot and you look like bum from the slums of calcutta.

Besides that,you both have the brain capacity of a retarded cantonese rice farmer.

LOL.
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Jennifer?

Don't you mean Jessica Simpson?

Atleast get their name right the next time you want to bitch about someone.

Quite ironic you're calling her stupid
The only thing that seperates you two is Simpson is hot and you look like bum from the slums of calcutta.

Besides that,you both have the brain capacity of a retarded cantonese rice farmer.

LOL.
I'm sorry, I really don't give a rats ass what her name is... Why would I? Its not as if I like her... She could be called Jessie for all I care...

I think its quite ironic of you to be saying these things about me.... I mean, you are obviously a really fat little acne ridden teen that jerks off to internet porn all day because he can't get a girlfriend...

Your another michael Jackson court case waiting to happen...

Get a life... You really are totally pathetic....
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I'm sorry, I really don't give a rats ass what her name is... Why would I? Its not as if I like her... She could be called Jessie for all I care...

I think its quite ironic of you to be saying these things about me.... I mean, you are obviously a really fat little acne ridden teen that jerks off to internet porn all day because he can't get a girlfriend...

Your another michael Jackson court case waiting to happen...

Get a life... You really are totally pathetic....
You forgot to add i live in my parents basement as you keep spewing same old shit again.


Anyway...

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I'm sorry, I really don't give a rats ass what her name is... Why would I? Its not as if I like her... She could be called Jessie for all I care...
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She is all over the freaking news papers and music news! I can't watch the SUrreal life without a commercial ranting on about how great she is!
You heard so much about her but you still manage the write her name wrong.
Is your memory as short as your IQ to even forget a one simple name?

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Hey! There's nothing wrong about jerking off to Internet pr0n all day!....

shit. I have to go feed my cat. brb Sylvia Saint!
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You forgot to add i live in my parents basement as you keep spewing same old shit again.


Anyway...





You heard so much about her but you still manage the write her name wrong.
Is your memory as short as your IQ to even forget a one simple name?

I don't want to know her name.... Don't you get the fucking hint?

And well... You most probably do... Reluctant to post pictures? I thought so you fat spotty perv...
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I don't want to know her name.... Don't you get the fucking hint?

And well... You most probably do... Reluctant to post pictures? I thought so you fat spotty perv...
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I don't care about her,i don't care about her name i just hate her.

I think i'm gonna bitch about her on the forum!


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Reluctant to post pictures? I thought so you fat spotty perv...
I don't like blondes,especialy the dumb one's.
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I really have had it with you being a douche....

Seriously... You're just boring and shitty.....

I would like for you to just leave me the fuck alone... You are a stupid spotty teen with no life who pisses his huggies pull-ups everytime someone makes you look pathetic... Now, you have a vendetta on me because I called you boring and shitty? Just grow the fuck up and stop trolling me around the whole forum... You are making yourself look even more pathetic than you really are.... There seems to be no limit to how pathetic you can be...

Okay, seen as that is out of the way.... I would just like to point out to you that your arguments are OLD... Get some new material... You are officially annoying me to the point where I will, at a later date, add you to my ignore list.... Believe me, it takes alot to be added to my ignore list.... You have to be the most annoying idiot, cockslurping cumbucket on DF to be added to my list....

You are just about there..... Not quite but you are seriously close....
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I really have had it with you being a douche....
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Seriously... You're just boring and shitty.....

I would like for you to just leave me the fuck alone... You are a stupid spotty teen with no life who pisses his huggies pull-ups everytime someone makes you look pathetic... Now, you have a vendetta on me because I called you boring and shitty? Just grow the fuck up and stop trolling me around the whole forum... You are making yourself look even more pathetic than you really are.... There seems to be no limit to how pathetic you can be...

Okay, seen as that is out of the way.... I would just like to point out to you that your arguments are OLD... Get some new material... You are officially annoying me to the point where I will, at a later date, add you to my ignore list.... Believe me, it takes alot to be added to my ignore list.... You have to be the most annoying idiot, cockslurping cumbucket on DF to be added to my list....

You are just about there..... Not quite but you are seriously close....
Quite funny to hear this from you.


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I thought so you fat spotty perv...
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really fat little acne ridden teen
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Get a life... You really are totally pathetic....
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how pathetic you can be...


And that's only in one thread.
Now tell me who needs some new material?
I rest my case.


However i am not happy to hear you planning to ignore me.

So i suddenly remember an old post you made a time ago (when i first realized what a miserable egocentric poseur you are).

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03-23-05, 20:25

Nobody ever bashes me.... I'm a basher not a bashed.... I don't mean to... Just people are too much for me to keep my mouth shut...

Hmmm....

I did get bashed off Allience Of Concerned Men.... But I totally handed him a plate of his own ass and he never bothered me again....

Oh! Oh! Protocol! He attempted to bash me... It was a pretty weak attempt though...

Sire... Hahahaha! I handed him a plate of his own ass too.... He yummied down on that like christmas had come early.... Hahaha!


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I would like for you to just leave me the fuck alone...



Looks like you're out of plates this time oh "great basher".
But seriously whats the the problem,you can give it but can't take?
I only trolled and flamed you a couple of times and you're already planning to ignore me.
Thats kinda weak (even from you).

Oh well that's only what you claim to do,i've already proved you proudly deserve the title of 'miss bullshit'.


Weren't you the one that supposed to be under my skin again?
Well it looks like the only one annoyed and beaten is you as i'm still here and still amused by your mindless drivel you've been shouting at me.
Don't even expect me stop pushing your face deeper in the mud,it's just too enjoyable.





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Atleast get their* name right the next time you want to bitch about someone.

Spacebar. Use it. *her

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Quite ironic you're calling her stupid
Punctuation. Use it.

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The only thing that seperates* you two is Simpson is hot and you look like bum from the slums of calcutta**.
*separates - **Calcutta

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LOL.
Holy crap.... there are no words.


I'm curious myself why you talk shit to Lens about how she looks, yet you haven't posted a picture of yourself. Care to explain?
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Ooo, all the negativity just makes me want to touch myself. Oh man. Where's my ice cream?
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Spacebar. Use it. *her



Punctuation. Use it.



*separates - **Calcutta



Holy crap.... there are no words.


I'm curious myself why you talk shit to Lens about how she looks, yet you haven't posted a picture of yourself. Care to explain?
Check out the grammar nazi.

I said "their" because i was talking about more than one person.

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*separates - **Calcutta
Hah,calcutta isn't written with a capital letter as it's only a city,not a name.
If you want to act like dictionary wizard,atleast get your facts straight.

By the way here's my picture.

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Check out the grammar nazi.
I've said this several times, yet it hasn't sunk in. If you type like a retard, which you do, find new material other than "you're stupid". It makes you look like a chump. Chump.

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I said "their" because i was talking about more than one person.
Then you should have made "name" plural. Anyway you look at it, you're WRONG.


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Hah,calcutta isn't written with a capital letter as it's only a city,not a name.
If you want to act like dictionary wizard,atleast get your facts straight.

You do realize that by grammatical standards, all proper nouns are capitalized? For instance, Calcutta.....
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