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Old 04-22-01   #21
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The Thong Song.... its fuckin stupid...
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Old 04-22-01   #22
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every rap, pop and country song ever made
That's a bit general... have you heard every rap, pop and country song ever made?
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Old 05-19-01   #23
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Dumbest/Worst song ever has to be "Who Let The Dogs Out" by the Baha Men
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backstreet boys is/was the worst band ever made and their songs were like brainfucking..
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Old 05-23-01   #25
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I'm going to have to say every song that I have heard by the "bands" I listed on the "top 100 worst bands/groups list" thread.

Which would be the majority of "new" music..it's not stupid as it is lacking in talent and creativity..
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Oh my god... lol ... these songs are terrible. My picks right now are:

-who let the dogs out
-the thong song
-I like them girls - have you heard this crap? ebonics is reaching far I see....
-dj play that song - or something similar by the artist formerly known as Jennifer Lopez
-what a girl wants - christina aguilera
-cryptonite - 3 doors down?
-nookie - limp bizkit


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To play devil's advocate for a moment, the Thong Song was never meant to be serious, or sexy, or erotic in anyway. In fact, Sisqo wrote it about a friend of his who went on a date with an overweight woman who trapped him in a hotel room and stripped down to her thong, which is nothing a fat chick should be wearing. So, to chide him about it, Sisqo would sing "let me see that thong!" at him, reminding him of the incident, and made it into a song and put it on his album as a joke... unfortunately, his record company picked it as the single, at which, Sisqo contested it, due to the nature of the song, however, he was defeated and forced to do the video and single. It doesn't make the song any better, but just to enlighten that it was never really meant to be serious.

Jennifer Lopez is a good actress, but her current chart status just shows if you throw enough money at enough people, you can make yourself into a pop star. It leads me to believe that Bill Gates would release the best album in history.
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Old 05-24-01   #28
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Ahhh.. I tried to think about this... but I would fill a page or two and still have some to write in... umm My God the Beegees really suck... as do any of those 70's disco bands... I remember them.. uhh I am old
And all that new boy/girl band shit sux also...
Dammit NKOTB... now there was a boy band.. LOL
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I'd have to say the worst thing that I've ever heard was when Christina Aguilera sang the Star Spangled Banner at the Pittsburgh Pirates game a season or so ago. Now I'm not all that big on America, government, or any of that, but the song, which is supposed to have meaning, was perfectly ruined by her. I buried my head in my hands and thought "oh I just love this city. How the hell could we have messed up to bring out HER?"
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Couldn't have been too much worst then when Roseanne sung it...
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Couldn't have been too much worst then when Roseanne sung it...
I thought it was rather comedic..
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Yeah, but Rosanne's was intentionally funny. I think so anyway.
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I think that any song that jennifer lopez sings suck simply because the woman can not sing or hit any sort of note well for that matter....its just really really awful, um and the thong song is also one of those songs that have no point...or talent
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Hmmmmm........ dumbest song ever made? That's a pretty broad topic and it's impossible to narrow it down to less than one thousand so let's see. I'd have to say almost anything on MTV, anything by Nirvana, and, anything by the Beatles for starters.
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there are so MANY stupid songs that were made.....so MANY!
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i think the STUPIDEST song that i've ever heard is 'Steal my Sunshine' by Len. there is absolutely no message or beauty in that song whatsoever. it's stupid, useless and is rotting my brain and my ears......
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Aside from most "popular" radio played "listen to this and we deem you cool" music...

I would have to say "They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse In Your Soul" really shits me to tears. I can't stand this bloody track. Especially when it's played at a "Goth" club. What the fuck makes djs think that irritating song is soooo goth anyhow???

The other music that really gives me the craps is circus music. It's like a repeat offender.... a brain virus if you like. Once you hear it, it takes about a month for it to stop repeating throughout your head.
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