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Old 01-30-04   #141
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Old 01-30-04   #142
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Oh ok know I get it. It's another greeting such as blessed be.

Haha what do they tell you when you ask them that?
they look kind of confused and walk off...

and the little dog story is great...a good morning read, i laughed an even haven't had coffe yet...
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Old 01-30-04   #143
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they look kind of confused and walk off...

and the little dog story is great...a good morning read, i laughed an even haven't had coffe yet...

Hahaha I would have laughed if I were to be there. But I would be covering my face up with a pillow. Tell me about the little dog story Jordyn.
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Old 01-30-04   #144
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Hahaha I would have laughed if I were to be there. But I would be covering my face up with a pillow. Tell me about the little dog story Jordyn.
it's not my story...

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Oh and I just have to post this speaking we are laughing at karma.
My husband's co-worker ran over a chihuahua, (he admitted he could've stopped but isn't real fond of the little dogs) then declared to everyone the dog committed suicide because it knew a car could kill it.
Two days later while on his motorcycle he was hit and is now in the hospital. The guy who hit him said isn't his fault, this guy was driving like he wanted to die.

Somewhere in the scope of time and space is a black and white chihuahua laughing hysterically......
i just couldn't spell chihuahua at that moment...
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Old 01-30-04   #145
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So karma is something you get from the wash if you open the lid too soon?????

This is one more reason not to tempt the Fates of Washing, from now on my husband can wash, I'll stand back with plenty of white sage and a lighter.
I don't think Karmic whites like to be smudged.


Glad I could relay the joy of the chihuahua story. I truely enjoyed it because I have two chihuahuas and the thought of someone knowing hitting a dog that weighs in at something along the lines of a whooping pound pisses me off.

The Universal Score(thus far)
Car--unfeeling insturment of stupid human trick
Driver--has huge hospital bill, ticket, and can't work for awhile.
Chihuahua--reincarnated into something big enough to bite the leg off the guy who hit him but in the mean time is peeing all over the summerland.
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Old 02-03-04   #146
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God damn fucking shit ass Wiccan fucks!
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Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.

For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.

For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous halls up high.
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Old 02-03-04   #147
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God damn fucking shit ass Wiccan fucks!
Fuck you! Thats an insult to soiled panties!!
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Old 02-04-04   #148
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I love Met she is a sexy wiccan. I'd fuck her.
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*writes down that Shy wants to fuck me*

Thanks....you're sexy too....skip the small talk and let's get to the action!
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*writes down that Shy wants to fuck me*

Thanks....you're sexy too....skip the small talk and let's get to the action!


Oh my god your a fast one!

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Fuck you! Thats an insult to soiled panties!!
My bad, duder.

Don't stick your tongue out at me Meta, I'll slap it with my cock!1.. err
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Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.

For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.

For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous halls up high.
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My bad, duder.

Don't stick your tongue out at me Meta, I'll slap it with my cock!1.. err

Promises, promises. You're a cunt tease.........let's alllllllllll admit it.


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