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Old 08-12-03   #1
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will some body else write a MOTHER FUCKING JOKE OR SOMETHING!
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Why don't dogs hump cats?

cats aren't tall enough
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hey thats from a really good song
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hey thats from a really good song

which song is that.....i wan't trying to copy any one or i would have gave them credit in the post.....sorry if i affended you...
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