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Old 07-03-03   #1
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President Bush visits a local School...

..and is wandering around when he enters the 8th Grade English class. He decides to sit and chat with them and goes on about how English was always on of his favourite lessons and how he liked the great plays and works.

One kid pipes up and asks the President what he liked the most.

Bush replies... 'When I was a young man I loved to read Shakesphere and the great tragedies, does anyone know what a tragedy is?'

The class looks a little puzzled but one young boy speaks... 'Sir I think it would be a tragedy if my dog was knocked over'

Bush replies... 'Son that would be very sad, but it would be an accident not a tragedy'

Again the class looks at each other puzzled before another child speaks... 'Sir if the school bus crashed and we all died that would be a great tragedy'

Bush replies... 'Again that would be very sad indeed, but really that would be a great loss not a tragedy'

Little Johnny has been sitting at the back a bit pissed off that his Dad got sent to Iraq to fight decides to speak...

'Mr Bush, if Airforce One where hit by a missile and you where on board and died then I figure it would be a great tragedy...'

President Bush smiles and turns to Johnny and replies...' Well son I think you are right, would you mind telling the class why you think that...'

to which Johnny replies...'Well it wouldn't be a bloody accident and certainly wouldn't be any fucking great loss...'


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