Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Welcome > Socialize
Reload this Page Funny Funny Shit
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-05-03   #1
Manifesto
Biggest Dick Contest Winner
Admin
 
Manifesto's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 4,621
Manifesto is on a distinguished road
Credits: 95,882
Funny Funny Shit

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.

What's the difference between a goth and a clown?
The clown has a life.

What's the difference between a goth and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.

There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
The Goth. Twice.

How do you stop a goth from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.


How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car?
The horn goes "ankh ankh."

How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but one has to light the candle.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just embrace the darkness.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put Floodland on.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Sisters. They raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their midriff, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.

What do you call a goth lying in the road? A speed bump.
Two goths are walking down the road, one says "I just bought the new Love Like Blood CD." The other says "F_ck me, a talking goth!"

How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope!

Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.

What do you store with your heavy velvet cape in for the summer? Goth balls.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


You're my bitch, Bitch. You'll do exactly what I tell you.

<3,

WL
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-05-03   #2
Eos
Moans in the Night
 
Eos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: PA
Posts: 58
Eos
Credits: 2,499
__________________
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-05-03   #3
SWITCHBLADE666
jack's loving whore
 
SWITCHBLADE666's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: San Antonio, Tx Yeeehaa!
Posts: 1,629
SWITCHBLADE666 is on a distinguished road
Credits: 27,587


some are repeated though, just though i d point that out
__________________
"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.."
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-06-03   #4
yorrick
Brat-prince
 
yorrick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: in a dark and moldt cell beneath the earth
Posts: 227
yorrick is on a distinguished road
Credits: 9,632
AHHH!!!! its more goth/lightbulb jokes!!!

... i thought i killed them all
__________________
"what is goth?" get a life, goth isn't something, somthing is goth, its an adjective.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-03   #5
One
Live. Love. Life. DIE!
 
One's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ca
Posts: 14,037
One will become famous soon enough
Credits: 1,916
old shit, gotta do better than that man
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #6
Manifesto
Biggest Dick Contest Winner
Admin
 
Manifesto's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 4,621
Manifesto is on a distinguished road
Credits: 95,882
funny none the less.... futtbucker
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


You're my bitch, Bitch. You'll do exactly what I tell you.

<3,

WL
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #7
One
Live. Love. Life. DIE!
 
One's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ca
Posts: 14,037
One will become famous soon enough
Credits: 1,916
not really ....but anyways
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #8
thefinalw0rd
SaxophoniusExtraordinaire
 
thefinalw0rd's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: To the back of the front of the middle, slightly to the right of the left.
Posts: 5,219
thefinalw0rd is on a distinguished road
Credits: 138,676
Hehe...gotta laugh at yourself after all...

Some of those look like recycled racist jokes, though...
__________________
Hey, bread is a good time for me...a-woodle-oo-doo, singing bread is a good time for EVERYbody...
-Homestar Runner
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #9
One
Live. Love. Life. DIE!
 
One's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ca
Posts: 14,037
One will become famous soon enough
Credits: 1,916
probably because they are ... these ppl are not good enough to come up with thier own haha
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #10
thefinalw0rd
SaxophoniusExtraordinaire
 
thefinalw0rd's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: To the back of the front of the middle, slightly to the right of the left.
Posts: 5,219
thefinalw0rd is on a distinguished road
Credits: 138,676
Yeah, HAHA...Goth Power what! Oooh Oooh...

I mean...yeah.

*cough*
__________________
Hey, bread is a good time for me...a-woodle-oo-doo, singing bread is a good time for EVERYbody...
-Homestar Runner
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #11
One
Live. Love. Life. DIE!
 
One's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ca
Posts: 14,037
One will become famous soon enough
Credits: 1,916
haha
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-03   #12
NMaries
Guest
 
NMaries's Avatar
 
Posts: n/a
Wow, I think Goth might be a race now.



I like the one with the rat. "Squeak, squeak, squeak." That's adorable.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Recent Threads
sup oezoem we mished you
16 Hours Ago 22:02
Last post by Sic Simon
13 Hours Ago 00:19
Hey fr0g
10-20-17 02:49
Last post by Sic Simon
16 Hours Ago 21:47
Fuck Snow
3 Days Ago 03:36
Last post by Sic Simon
16 Hours Ago 21:46
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 15:38
by Pahu
Last post by Pahu
1 Day Ago 10:04
What Are you Listening...
03-21-05 07:40
By Cucking Funt
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:32
are you gonna eat your...
11-01-17 01:43
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 03:45
Things that I'm not...
10-30-05 21:09
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 00:51
basic earthling rights
07-17-14 22:08
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 22:11
Where are the tits?
3 Weeks Ago 20:38
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 21:33
Obama sends a letter.
10-19-17 22:42
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 14:09
Online Users: 55
0 members and 55 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 19:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community