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Old 03-25-13   #1
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Darkforum convention; Lets try again...

I know that we were mean and this ended badly but please, give me another chance, I was an idiot, I thought about my life on the outside world and neglected all of you. I want you all to know that I'm sorry and I have thought about nothing but ways to make it up to you.

I have masturbated at least twice in my almost twelve years of membership to some of you beautiful people, some more than twice, some less than once but recently, a whole lot.

I just want us to all get together and consumate this darkforum relationship, just give us, as a collective, one more try, I love you dearly and want to be able to look at myself in the mirror and go 'Not only am I extremely sexy, I can say that I saw you all.'

It has become a lifelong dream of mine to one day, love you all the way I love myself, admire you all from across a candle lit table, give you all my attention.

So please, just because we've all known each other for so long yet never had the opportunity to conduct in an orgy of sex and bacon, give it a chance, arrange this, make it happen because I can't stop thinking about you.

My love always.

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I was in the UK right before Christmas and would have totally been down. Well, not for the sex stuff, but for some drinking and whatnot. Now I don't know when the next time I'll be to the UK is. SUX 2 B U!
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I was in the UK right before Christmas and would have totally been down. Well, not for the sex stuff, but for some drinking and whatnot. Now I don't know when the next time I'll be to the UK is. SUX 2 B U!
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Dear fr0g,

Please let us arrange a convention where we eat pizza and meet each other, I think we have all been together for long enough now that we do need to meet.

All of us. We could be like Robin Hood and his band of merry people....

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I would totally be down with emptying a few bottles of libation with you fine people.
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Dear CC,

Please let us make this happen, please give me another chance so I can be reunited with my long lost loves... Alcohol and orgies.

Thank you
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We've tried this, it will never happen.
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I think the US is probably the best place, if we were to ever do it. Not that we ever will because we've tried to organize it before and it never happened.

Of course, considering we're older now, I suppose we could... but the issue of location is always the biggest one. CC is in NC, fr0g is in KS, Sik in FL, DM in VA, MOO in OH, me and Lensy in the UK.

Could always go back to the old suggestion of Myrtle Beach. Then we could visit AAST and see BeautysDemise. And maybe Pyrric Dicktory!
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I think the US is probably the best place, if we were to ever do it. Not that we ever will because we've tried to organize it before and it never happened.

Of course, considering we're older now, I suppose we could... but the issue of location is always the biggest one. CC is in NC, fr0g is in KS, Sik in FL, DM in VA, MOO in OH, me and Lensy in the UK.

Could always go back to the old suggestion of Myrtle Beach. Then we could visit AAST and see BeautysDemise. And maybe Pyrric Dicktory!
Now we are getting somewhere! Megsy and I will be able to do this with minor hicup as we live relatively close to one and other and can travel together.

I may not want to leave!!!!
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I think the US is probably the best place, if we were to ever do it. Not that we ever will because we've tried to organize it before and it never happened.

Of course, considering we're older now, I suppose we could... but the issue of location is always the biggest one. CC is in NC, fr0g is in KS, Sik in FL, DM in VA, MOO in OH, me and Lensy in the UK.

Could always go back to the old suggestion of Myrtle Beach. Then we could visit AAST and see BeautysDemise. And maybe Pyrric Dicktory!
East coast yea! Sounds to me like DC would be the place to be. I know garg and I are close...dm must be nearby too...

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Dear fr0g,

I said sorry already, please let this happen or I will have to take matters into my own hands and start travelling to all of you individually and dossing on your lawns.

How can you say that after all that we have been through eh? ehe??

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I don't fucking travel economy class. Just throwing that out there.
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Thanks bitch! I travel eceomeny class because I am a MERE POOR PERSON!

I'll flash you my tits if you come to econemy class with me.... Please? Pretty please?
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Getting ahead of ourselves a bit. It's hard because it would have to be planned for like next summer or something. And who knows what happens to all of us between now and then?
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Lers plan it for next year
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garg is in Maryland. SDS is in Alexandria or Arlington. AoCM is in the same area as well. And actually, it's a direct flight for me and Lensy from Heathrow to Dulles.
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We're going on a road trip yeah megsy? Im all over that like a fat kid on a cupcake.
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Yeah. Let's do a road trip next summer, Lensy. You and me. If these assholes wanna hang, great! If not.. fuck 'em.

I suppose I'm driving.
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Yeah I guess you are sweetums. I can't drive for shit. Well but not legally. Might go in for my test this year.
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