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Old 06-04-09   #1
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In lieu of anything worthwhile to post here's something else from me:


Internets I've given you all and now I'm posting.
Interfucks 23 dollars and 23 cents June 3rd 2009
I can't stand my own hair.
Internets when will we end the flame war?
Go fuck yourself with your /b/ tards.
I don't feel good don't spam me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in PKD's mind.
Interbutts when will you be alcoholic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the lulz?
When will you be worthy of your million pop-ups?
Intertubes why are your google searches full of racism?
InHERpants when will you open your doors to China?
I'm sick of your rules.
When can I go into Amazon.com and buy what I need with my sexy bush?
Intershits after all it is you and I who are perfect not the real world.
Your pixels are too much for me.
You made me want to quit.
There must be some other way to settle this drama.
Tourettes Guy is in YouTube I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of trolling?
I'm trying to come to the thread.
I refuse to give up my post count.
Intersex stop loading I know what I'm doing.
Interpoomp the chocolate rain is falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday some terrorist gets jelloboarded.
Interpeace I feel sentimental about the furries. (actually that's a lie..of course.)
Interests I used to be a /b/ tard when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get. (bitches!)
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the homos in the closet.
When I go to The Hun's I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's nothing better than Indian Thriller.
You should have seen me reading RAW.
My psychoanalyst DOES NOT WANT.
I won't say the D/N/T
I have SACRED visions and CHAOS vibrations.
Intersluts I still haven't told you what I did to Mysticwicks before I got banned.
I'm addressing Private Pyle!
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Snopes?
I'm obsessed by torrents.
I dl them every week.
Its files stare at me every time I slink past the Bay.
I pirate in my mother's basement.
It's always telling me about dead babies. Srs business are serious. Internets
iz srs business. Everybody's srs but me.
It occurs to me that I am Intercunts.
I am talking to noone again.
Pr0n is rising against me.
I haven't got a yiffer's chance.
I'd better consider my proxies.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of shittingdicknipples
an uncountable list of emoticons that load 23kb/s and
twentythreethousand internet forums.
I say nothing about my penis nor the millions of underpenii who live in
my archives under the light of 16x lazers.
I have abolished the Pedos of Canada, France is the next to go.
My ambition is to be Grey despite the fact that I'm a Discordian.
INTERPUBES how can I write an introduction in your DarkForum?
I will continue like Kirk Johnson my fingers are as flexible as his
sphincter more so they're all incredibly long.
Intershucks I will sell you dirty underwear $2300 apiece $5 down on your old tightie whities.
Interslaves free yourself from your digital prison.
InterInter save old 5.25"s
Intertards do a barrell roll.
Intercans drink your Jenkem.
Interclans when I was seven momma bought me my frist Commodore 64 it had everything i ever wanted pitfall, mario a digital music box allowed me to play beeps using my keyboard then i evolved with Sierra Games and Sonny Bonds made me forget I was a kid who sneaked into the local adult BBS system and took an hour to download my first porn picture of an enormous cock with these gorgeous lips around it there were no girly parts but it didn't matter because i was a kid who had porn on his mom's work computer. Everybody should have been a sysop.
Interguns you really make me enjoy Bill O'Reilly.
Intertits it's them bad Terrists.
Them Terrists them Terrists and them Koreans. And them Terrists.
The Terrists wants to eat us alive. The Terrists are power mad. They wants to be jealous of are freedumbs.
Thems wants to grab free ankle Pron. Thems needs a 72 Hustler Rags. Thems wants our
LEEROY JENKINS.

Him big bureaucracy running our Faux News.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes anchor babies learn read. Him need SHOOP DA....aw fuck it..
Hah. Her make us all glued to each other sixteen hours a day. Help.
Interspanks this is quite srs business.
Interdung this is the impression I get from looking in the monitor.
Interdolts is this truth?
I'd better get outside.
It's true I don't want to join the troll army or make hate in republican forums, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
Interdrugs I'm putting my queer ball under my mouse.
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My commodore 64 had OREGON TRAIL UGH!
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My commodore 64 had OREGON TRAIL UGH!
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Old 06-04-09   #4
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I am near sighted too.
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Strange game, I don't remember getting very far but the graphics were neat, so what the hell was that game about anyways? All I remember was the elevator platform things.
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honestly all i remember was that weird digital voice that sounded like it was trying to say something about something i could never understand
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They used to have that stupid game installed on all the PCs when I was in grade school.... I fucking hated it. My wagon team always died of Cholera.
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They used to have that stupid game installed on all the PCs when I was in grade school.... I fucking hated it. My wagon team always died of Cholera.
Yeah oregon trail was safe and 'educational' but the only thing you learned was that if you don't eat you die.

also in regards to your sig:
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Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
I'd only like to add:

Knowledge is often mistaken for Wisdom. This is like mistaking the milk for the mother.
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They used to have that stupid game installed on all the PCs when I was in grade school.... I fucking hated it. My wagon team always died of Cholera.
I liked the hunting option the best, I used to sit in my room and hunt all the time. Then I'd be like like OMG MOM check this out and I'd type out some words on the computer and everyone would crowd around like "Oh wow that's amazing." "Look at you, you little scientist!" and I'd be flipping out by then !)1019)(!10(!9&)!&$^!*^10974186!)6409137297 "Ope," my dad would laugh "Someone forgot their ritalin" AHHH...the 80's...
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I liked the hunting option the best, I used to sit in my room and hunt all the time. Then I'd be like like OMG MOM check this out and I'd type out some words on the computer and everyone would crowd around like "Oh wow that's amazing." "Look at you, you little scientist!" and I'd be flipping out by then !)1019)(!10(!9&)!&$^!*^10974186!)6409137297 "Ope," my dad would laugh "Someone forgot their ritalin" AHHH...the 80's...

Those bastards. Then domesticated you with horseshit like
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I think you missed the point of the quote, but you get a pass because Bill Murray is one fucking funny son of a bitch.
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I think you missed the point of the quote, but you get a pass because Bill Murray is one fucking funny son of a bitch.

no i get the quote...it's the old map is not the territory bit. i just thought wisdom/knowledge was more the 'issue'.

and yeah, Bill Murray has been my part time personal savior for YEARS now.
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I always prefered doom 2 or wolfenstein 3d around that time.... I got in trouble for installing doom 2 on my school pc. (this was before the days of IT admins in schools... it was just the science teacher running the lab and he didnt know shit.)
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I always prefered doom 2 or wolfenstein 3d around that time.... I got in trouble for installing doom 2 on my school pc. (this was before the days of IT admins in schools... it was just the science teacher running the lab and he didnt know shit.)

HAHAAH and then when the internet happened we all got a chuckle when the Computer Lab teacher mistook www.thewhitehouse.gov for www.thewhitehouse.com

edit: that was back when it was a porn site. not this current spaggotry
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HAHAAH and then when the internet happened we all got a chuckle when the Computer Lab teacher mistook www.thewhitehouse.gov for www.thewhitehouse.com

edit: that was back when it was a porn site. not this current spaggotry
what are you like 15 years old?

we are talking pre-interwebs my friend.

get out of my nastalgia before I beat you with a rubber sandal.
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what are you like 15 years old?

we are talking pre-interwebs my friend.

get out of my nastalgia before I beat you with a rubber sandal.

HEY NOW. i perfer the trip down memory lane...so i'll wait up for you to finish shitting in the weeds.
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HAHA i'm more oldschool than you..

I started on mainfraimes..
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HAHA i'm more oldschool than you..

I started on mainfraimes..
nice. My grandpa helped implement the IBM punch cards on the Penn railroad and he had some old equipment that I used to fuck around with when I was a kid - that's what got me into computers.
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HAHA i'm more oldschool than you..

I started on mainfraimes..
There's always ONE.
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what got me was star trek. they had the game online back then. well, phone the mainframe version..
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