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Old 05-11-09   #1
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I'm gonna win the lotto!

Yessir! Indeed I am and then I'm gonna spend it all on booze and bitches...

So this wednesday, when I win the lotto, I would like everyone to know that I got your backs and I will buy you all a pie and pea supper.

I'm fucking generous!

Other than that, I think we got shit in order here so I'm waiting for my numbers on wednesday and I'll be peachy keen.

Peachy fucking keen.

You got that!?!
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wtf is a pie and pea supper...? will you fly me to the UK for said supper?

also good luck with your lotto thing.
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ok so I just googled that, and I no longer wish to attend the supper - can I just come for post-supper orgy?

seriously, wtf is this? I know brits arent known for their culinary prowess... but WTF!!! -
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Pie and pea supper dude!

It tastes amazing!!!

I told you I don't need luck, I AM WINNING the lotto on wednesday, you mark my words people...
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it looks scary. but seriously, post-supper orgy?
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Pie and pea supper or GTFO!
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alright, you win.... but im staying for the post supper orgy.

seriously tho, that pic looks like the results of an abortion that a mcdonalds happy meal had.
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It's not what a pie and pea supper looks like... Maybe down in Kent... Kent people can't cook for shit... Up here, it's to the chippy, a nice bag of chips, tub of mushy peas and a tindale and statton pie... Although I would go to gregs for a pie... I knew people who worked at tindale and statton... The stories I have heard... Not nice at all....
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no poe-ta-toes.. i have allergies..
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You have a potato allergy!?!

Weirdo.

Well, I got my lotto ticket today so I will have won by tomorrow evening... Remember... Pie and pea supper.

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That's the shitest microwaveable pie+pea i've ever seen. Fuck that.
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Oh no Toz... I mean, when I win the Lotto, I'm going all out on the pie and pea supper! Proper chippy, propper pie and a nice carton of mushy peas...
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please post a pic of what it should look like, because im currently using the pic above for diet motivation. every time I get hungry I just look at this thread and suddenly I couldnt eat if I tried.
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Thats rather a small portion for a pie and pea supper... I'm talking a nice oven baked steak and ale pie thats a lot bigger than that one there.

Looks a lot better than that one you posted Mani... That one looked like it had been kicked to death by a bunch of arabs.
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I fucking love mushy peas. Chips, mushy peas, steak pudding, and drown it all in gravy. Mmmm....
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Mushy peas in a Fray Bentos
steak n kidney pie truly do rule.
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I don't know about mushy peas. The texture is weird..

The rest seems edible, though.
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I like my peas fresh and only slightly steamed with red pepper and olive oil. But what I really like is snap peas with mad jalepenos and hot sauce. ZOMG. Steak pie sounds good though.
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I didn't win... What a jip.
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