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Old 02-23-09   #1
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whats up fuckers anyone wanna chit chat or fuck i dont give shit lets just bullshit
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awww. * is sad now* no titties lol
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who you calling a perv i not a perv im a huge perv lol
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where did that come from
He was a yank living in Newcastle. He shoved his hand up my skirt when I was drunk so I hit him over the head with my brown ale bottle... It didn't smash like in the movies so I clonked him with it again and it still didn't smash. I gave up after the bouncers pulled me off him...

Upsetting really, I wanted it to look like one of those bar fights in movies....

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I'm in love with Edward Cullen... Stupid fucking teen vampire books... I'm pissed at Stephanie Meyer... Her overly perfect world... Her overly perfect charaters... Her overly done teenage books....

Fucking whore.
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He was a yank living in Newcastle. He shoved his hand up my skirt when I was drunk so I hit him over the head with my brown ale bottle... It didn't smash like in the movies so I clonked him with it again and it still didn't smash. I gave up after the bouncers pulled me off him...

Upsetting really, I wanted it to look like one of those bar fights in movies....

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I'm in love with Edward Cullen... Stupid fucking teen vampire books... I'm pissed at Stephanie Meyer... Her overly perfect world... Her overly perfect charaters... Her overly done teenage books....

Fucking whore.
yeah fuck her anne rice all the way at least she did make her vampires glitter in the sun light

u know i went and saw that movie and only lasted about 30 minute and was told to leave because i was laughing so hard and she is a fucking whore
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yeah fuck her anne rice all the way at least she did make her vampires glitter in the sun light

u know i went and saw that movie and only lasted about 30 minute and was told to leave because i was laughing so hard and she is a fucking whore
Anne Rice is a twat too, actually, she is the biggest cunt on the planet who ever was fucking permitted to use a fucking pen (which she should have been banned from using in the first place... The fucking shithawk)... I hate her characters. I only liked Lestat from the movies because he wasn't a fucking, bi-curious, posey little git with incestuous tendencies.

Anne Rice is an up herself, skunt with no fucking idea of how she made this amazing character into a slimy piece of shredded shit that stinks.

Her best character was the little girl and she didn't have her in her books long enough to realize what she had there, was a perfect, twisted character because Anne Rice is a fucking anal piece of old shit that only cared about developing her equally anal and stupid fucking characters into something more terrible than her actual books... She made them ALL like her, fucking old, overly articulated, overly fucking droll, pretenuous fuckholes and fucking pointless.

She dragged on and on with her fucking over-used words like 'preternatural' and 'decorous' to make a fucking complete waste of my time 'series of books' with characters with far too much shit between them and crappy situations and boring fucking conclusions.

In short, she is a fucking sea hag who threw a bunch of fucking complete and utter bullshit together to make the vampire chronicles which should really have been called 'Anne Rice's life work... Don't bother reading it, it's a pile of steaming fucking wank.'

I hate her so fucking much.... She wasted weeks of my time, me reading that shit.... I now keep to using her books for the only thing they are good for... Bog roll when I run out of fucking toilet paper.

Fucking old, crusty cunt bitch shit-slag.
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